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would you rather live in a dung beetle's stomach or a chimpanzee's testicle? (search mode)

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would you rather live in a dung beetle's stomach or a chimpanzee's urethra?

#1 I enjoy digesting dung.		2 (13.3%)
#2 I'll stick with simian semen		6 (40%)
#3 Hey, how about fewer of these stupid "Would you rather live in..." polls.		7 (46.7%)

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Topic: would you rather live in a dung beetle's stomach or a chimpanzee's testicle? (Read 383 times)

angus
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would you rather live in a dung beetle's stomach or a chimpanzee's testicle?

« on: March 11, 2013, 07:46:48 PM »

In the spirit of totally asinine polls, suppose that you were a single-celled organism and could choose to make your habitat in the very fascist environment of a dung beetle's stomach or in the anarcho-communist environment of a chimpanzee's urethra? Before you vote, consider your voting proclivities as well as your preferences with regard to diet, climate, and general lifestyle choices.

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angus
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Re: would you rather live in a dung beetle's stomach or a chimpanzee's testicle?

« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 06:53:53 AM »

Quote from: too cute to be a minute over 34 on March 12, 2013, 04:36:14 AM

Your testicles, Angus.

How very thoughtful. I would enjoy the infection.

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