Miss Teen Delaware resigns on same day alleged porn video surfaces

[angus]

Yeah, very pedestrian.

She's got the goods, knows how to keep it shaved and cleaned, and really seems not to have any issues with being stuffed before an audience.  I think all she needs is a little direction and a decent producer.

I had trouble finding the video.  I kept linking to a youtube clip where she's just answering questions.  Then I found some links where they wanted me to download some executable or take a little shag survey first.  Finally, I found the video free.  It's here.

[angus]

Thanks for the bump.  One point of forum etiquette:  we normally don't mention the rickroll in the thread.  (It sort of defeats the element of surprise.)

I do like her, though, in spite of Gramps' appraisal.  Yes, the video is pedestrian. It's horrible, even.  What a bimbo.  If you're going to lose the crown over a porno, let it at least be a decent one.

Still, the main talent you need to do porn is not great T&A.  It's just the ability to do it and make it look real while 20 people are looking at you and eating doughnuts and drinking coffee and giving directions and filming.  Look at Ron Jeremy.  He was not pretty.  He was not buff.  But he was awesome.  Could make it stand up like a flagpole, on command, with 20 people in the room taking notes and shouting directions.  I don't know if I could do that.  "Hey, could someone come over here and fluff angus?  He's got, like, a windsock thing going.  That won't work."