Describe the likely political views of the previous hypothetical person

[angus]

Apolitical by nature.  Registered Republican and generally supportive of GOP candidates but usually doesn't vote.  Even when her husband, a left-leaning moderate, reminds her to vote she says "okay" but in the end just can't find the time.


gender:  Male. 
age:  19.
Hobbies:  excessive masturbation.
religion:  worship of opebo.
rent:  zero dollars, lives with parents.
occupation:  see hobbies.
extra-curricular activities:  ingress, emo concerts, and strip clubs.
Lives in:  Fargo, ND but moving soon to the MSP area (the greatest place on earth).

[angus]

Security concerns, supports pre-emptive foreign policy.  Deeply worried over increasing support of marijuana legalization.  Not a fan of Obama.  Votes regularly, attends school board meetings.  Votes for Democrats more often that Republican, but not affiliated with any party.  Big supporter of Hillary Clinton.


Age:  44
Gender:  male
Race:  unspecified
Sexual orientation:  deeply closeted homosexual
marital status:  divorced
children:  two sons, teenagers
income:  varies, last year was $75000, the previous year was almost double that
occupation:  independent electronics repairman
religion:  non-denominational Christian, vaguely spiritual, occasionally attends services
location:  exurban Fort Wayne, Indiana
pets:  one chameleon named Gordon and two cats named Salt and Pepper
hobbies:  video game design and stamp collector
memberships:  Kiwanis International, Rotary Club, Lions Club

[angus]

Reagan Democrat.  Emphasis on Reagan.  And on Democrat.  Voted for Obama in 2008; Romney in 2012.


Male.  
24.
History major.  Sixth year of university.  Working part-time as a clerk in a bookstore.
Jewish.  Born on a Kibbutz.  Big-time Zionist.  Reads fluent Hebrew and studies the ancient Hebrew laws and the bible often.  Major supporter of interventionist foreign policy.
Strictly heterosexual but has never had sex with a woman.  Doesn't masturbate and regards it as unnecessarily wasteful and lustful.
Listens to NPR.
Mildly autistic.  
Has few friends.
Reads both New York Times and Wall Street Journal regularly.
Washes hands frequently and compulsively, as often as 20 times per hour.
Immeasurably high IQ.
Hobbies include numerology, chess, and crossword puzzles.

[angus]

unaffiliated.  cynical.  non-partisan.  Voted for Reid in 2004 and 2010.  Not likely in 2016 (assuming Reid is still walking and talking by then).  Has always voted for Republicans for president, except in 1996 when he voted for Bill Clinton.  He doesn't usually vote in local elections, and generally doesn't pay much attention to local races since he sends his children to private schools, and since his wife is a successful ophthalmologist with a thriving business of her own, this does not worry his pecuniary accounts.  He could probably be persuaded to be a Libertarian if they ever had a chance of winning any elections, or if the Libertarians he knew personally did not come across as gun-nuts and potheads.  


Female.
Homosexual.
29.
One child (whose progenesis has always been a mystery to her co-workers)
Faithful and committed in a relationship with her significant other.
Really into Halloween and dressing in costume for parties.
Morbidly overweight.
Bad complexion.
Poor eyesight.
PhD physicist but so far unable to secure long-term, tenure-track employment with either a university or the government, and as a result working as an adjunct at a local community college.
Christian, and more or less a practicing one.
Watches Jeopardy regularly and records it if she cannot watch it when aired.
Hobbies include baking, eating, orating to whomever will listen about the inequities and privilege of the straight white anglo-saxon protestant male, and collecting Sheldon Cooper T-shirts.

[angus]

Unaffiliated.  Traditionalistic, but sympathetic to progressive economic policy.  Usually votes for Democrats for president, but voted for Bush in 2000 and Romney in 2012.  Often votes for Republican in local races, but voted for a Democrat for state rep and state senator in the in 2008 and 2012.  Did not vote for Michaud, or any else, in 2014.  


57
White
Physician, ABMS certified in internal medicine
Smokes two packages of cigarettes per day, Marlboro Light
Frequently abuses prescription CNS depressants
Has a deeply criminal psychology, but has never committed a serious crime
Twice divorced, currently unmarried
Two children by two different wives, sees each of the children about two times per year
Earns $270 thousand per year before taxes; spends about $15 thousand a year on insurance
Occasionally hires prostitutes, usually only wants manual stimulation
Drinks large quantities of alcohol (prefers single-malt Scotch whisky), usually alone at home
Sometimes hangs out in a local bar after work
Resides in a small village in the northern peninsula of Michigan
Drives an old jeep, but has purchased two Mercedez-Benz sedans in the past four years, both for his ex-wives

[angus]

...pot supplier...
...doesn't like to be tied...
...nonreligious...

That guy is the model Libertarian, but probably he doesn't vote.  He did channel the spirit of Ronald Reagan in his younger years, though. 

33
female
Dayton, Ohio
stay-at-home mom (unemployed by choice)
married to an chemical engineer
cheerleader (and major pin cushion) in high school
bachelor of arts degree in communications, minor in French
attends a non-denominational megachurch from time to time
Two children:  Kaylee (5) and Dylan (8 )
reads Don Grisham novels regularly
watches "Wheel of Fortune" regularly
works on her abs, thighs, and glutes regularly at the gym