Tipper Gore needs to get a vibrator, and a life.
Actually, it's a little-known fact that algore has a tiny square keyhole on his back and, during her college days at BU when algore was attending Harvard, Tipper had a special key that she could stick in there and turn to make him vibrate. Unfortunately she lost her key during the 2000 presidential campaign and never found it. Maybe algore needed it to put social security in his lockbox, but the loss of the key may explain why she was spending more time behind their twenty-room, 10,000-square-foot Belle Meade mansion receiving gardening lessons from Ramón the Gardener and speaking out against movements to round up undocumented aliens. With algore all cooped up in that 20-room mansion writing books about how greedy Americans are warming up the globe by living large, Tipper probably decided she needed a little warming up of her own.
