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angus
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« on: February 01, 2012, 09:13:00 PM »
Quote from: Yelnoc on February 01, 2012, 07:09:11 PM
My best friend likes the same girl as me!

My best friend likes the same girl as I.  Or so it should read.  "Me" don't like girls; "I" like girls.

Anyway, this happens all the time.  Get over yourself.  There are about 3.4 billion horny guys.  There are maybe a half million rubber-worthy chicks.  You do the math.
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 10:14:42 PM »

okay, clarence is right.  Pussy is fleeting, but real friendship is worth maintaining.  And don't make King Solomon force you decide, because if it comes down to cutting her in half, one of you will have to step up and be the nice guy and show a willingness to give it up entirely.  (Of course, if you've read the book, you'll know that this is the one who actually gets to tap it later, so if comes down to it, be magnanimous.)  
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