Jim Hood wears white robes for the entirety of his candidacy for the Presidency and gives speeches consisting entirely of the n word. the deep South becomes titanium Democratic because all the racist inbred uneducated white rednecks vote for Hood and he retains most black support because of the holy D next to his name. Everywhere else votes Republican except for Nevada which is a carbon nanotube D state.
And Virginia which is a Tungsten D state because IndyRep told me so and Hood wins it with over 60% regardless of what he does.