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« Reply #75 on: January 29, 2020, 07:13:08 PM »
Quote from: Ye Olde Europe on January 29, 2020, 10:12:17 AM
There used to be a time when Donald Trump "felt great" about having Bolton "on board".




And the reason why Trump felt so great about Bolton was probably because he had liked and recommended Bolton's articles on foreign policy issues as far back as 2014:



If you think that's bad, just look at how Fox News is now treating Bolton like a traitor. They actually had a large part in making him Trump's National Security Adviser.
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« Reply #76 on: February 11, 2020, 06:51:16 PM »
Quote from: emailking on February 10, 2020, 08:35:29 PM


He tweeted a Larry David video with a dozen F words, and I'm not sure he gets the joke...

At this rate he has probably become a Larry David fan and is going to go back and watch the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' episode where Larry gets a fatwa placed on him by the Ayatollah. Considering that Trump apparently can't discern between fact and fiction, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what finally sparks a war with Iran.
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« Reply #77 on: February 13, 2020, 07:12:06 PM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on February 13, 2020, 10:19:00 AM
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on February 13, 2020, 10:13:26 AM
Quote from: emailking on February 13, 2020, 09:05:36 AM



Let the games begin



This is sizist.  Someone call the Campaign for Equal Heights.

You joke, but it kind of is. Who gives a f*** about his height? What does that really actually say about anyone? Also he completely misrepresented that Bloomberg is 5'8''. Not particularly tall, especially when Trump is 6'2'', but not short by any means either. It's such a stupidly immature thing to obsess over. Not that Trump ever is mature.
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« Reply #78 on: February 14, 2020, 06:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on February 13, 2020, 11:32:32 PM
I'd missed this one until I had it pointed out to me:


"President" Trump is threatening a federal judge.


It feels like a lifetime ago that Trump threatening a judge was newsworthy, like with Judge Curiel. How far have we fallen? Can it be measured?
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« Reply #79 on: February 16, 2020, 07:15:57 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on February 16, 2020, 12:25:33 AM
"Donald Trump" suggests his head needs to be cut off ASAP:



I know that the New York Times features right wingers in its opinion columns for the sake of not seeming biased...but they really need to stop doing that.
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« Reply #80 on: February 18, 2020, 06:52:04 PM »
Quote from: emailking on February 18, 2020, 04:54:25 PM


He's just jealous that Bloomberg actually has the resources to self-fund and not just lie about it while insecurely taking millions of dollars of Mercer family money like our President did.
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« Reply #81 on: March 04, 2020, 07:33:22 PM »
Quote from: NoobMaster69 on March 04, 2020, 12:19:41 PM


Sessions might just end up being a weaker candidate than expected against Jones after all. That would still make the race likely R at the most generous to Jones though.
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« Reply #82 on: March 11, 2020, 06:16:12 PM »
Quote from: emailking on March 11, 2020, 12:49:39 AM
^ That is bats***



Trump's concern trolling is older than him, Biden, and Sanders combined, at this point.

Also, in a route?
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« Reply #83 on: March 12, 2020, 06:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Red Tide Rick on March 12, 2020, 01:36:13 AM
We are going to need a compilation of the Orange Orangutan's greatest hits, we are getting near to Trump's term being over.

- Chocker

- Covfefe

- Winning in a route

- Special Council

-Great Honer!



Perhaps this will interest you:

http://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah/best-word-bracket
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« Reply #84 on: March 15, 2020, 05:43:05 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on March 15, 2020, 08:30:35 AM


Why has coronavirus testing in the US been such a disaster?

America does, but Trump himself doesn't. And Trump does not equal America.
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« Reply #85 on: March 16, 2020, 05:25:13 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on March 16, 2020, 10:38:51 AM
Quote from: Trump/Blagojevich 2020 on March 16, 2020, 08:12:33 AM






Dude, at Fox "News" Townhall, you said you would be cutting entitlements. This is the same lie as saying he protected pre-existing conditions.

This is also why it's irresponsible for Sanders to enable this.
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« Reply #86 on: March 24, 2020, 06:00:40 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on March 24, 2020, 09:01:21 AM


The Banana Republicans' gaslighter-in-chief would prefer you believe there is no difference between this,




and this,
Quote
New York state is also running a clinical trial beginning Tuesday of a treatment regimen of hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin, two drugs that doctors in Africa and elsewhere say they’ve seen good results in fighting the virus.

"Those words are too big and it's all way too complicated for my poorly informed mind to comprehend though! I'm just going to believe the President. It's easier and he is the President after all!"
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« Reply #87 on: April 02, 2020, 06:12:32 PM »
Quote from: NoobMaster69 on April 02, 2020, 03:46:59 PM

Name a better trio

Mo, Larry, and Curley.
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« Reply #88 on: April 07, 2020, 06:03:06 PM »
Quote from: Old Europe on April 07, 2020, 03:31:12 PM
Jesus Christ...










Is he Caesar from the recent 'Planet of the Apes' movies? Actually, that's an insult to Caesar, he is certainly smarter than our President.
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« Reply #89 on: April 08, 2020, 06:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Old Europe on April 08, 2020, 04:27:15 PM
Never Better forget that coronavirus happened.




Even if the economy does recover, Americans are not going to forget being quarantined in their houses for weeks or even months. And keep in mind, I'm someone who is consistently skeptical about the American public's ability to remember anything.
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« Reply #90 on: April 10, 2020, 06:26:52 PM »
We're in for a long election filled with passive-aggressive concern trolling aren't we? Seriously, most Sanders supporters already seem over the primary. If Trump was a person capable of doing anything properly he would be focusing on competently addressing this national crisis. Obviously he is not, and never has been, that sort of person.
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« Reply #91 on: April 13, 2020, 06:30:59 PM »
He has clearly never read the Constitution.
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« Reply #92 on: April 16, 2020, 06:25:57 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on April 16, 2020, 09:25:13 AM


"You're all of that, but please come back to Washington and fix my mess for me."
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« Reply #93 on: April 17, 2020, 06:40:10 PM »
Quote from: beaver2.0 on April 17, 2020, 04:08:32 PM
I genuinely cannot understand how Republicans can support someone this divisive.  Maybe one or two statements like this are acceptable, but at this point, it's a trend.  It can't just be everyone hates Trump.  It's a lot simpler to just say maybe he's an idiot.

I can. He is the logical endpoint of what they've been trying to be since Nixon got elected.
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« Reply #94 on: April 17, 2020, 06:48:41 PM »
Quote from: beaver2.0 on April 17, 2020, 06:47:02 PM
Quote from: Progressive Pessimist on April 17, 2020, 06:40:10 PM
Quote from: beaver2.0 on April 17, 2020, 04:08:32 PM
I genuinely cannot understand how Republicans can support someone this divisive.  Maybe one or two statements like this are acceptable, but at this point, it's a trend.  It can't just be everyone hates Trump.  It's a lot simpler to just say maybe he's an idiot.

I can. He is the logical endpoint of what they've been trying to be since Nixon got elected.
I mean intellectually I can, but in practice I don't see how you can make yourself overlook all his obvious flaws.

Because they define themselves by what they hate and as long as Trump hates all the same people and things they do, they can hand-wave anything he does, if they even cared in the first place.
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« Reply #95 on: April 26, 2020, 06:30:38 PM »
Quote from: n1240 on April 26, 2020, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: Old Europe on April 26, 2020, 05:15:49 PM
He has now deleted the three tweets in which he had urged the "Noble Committee" to rescind journalists' non-existing "Noble Prizes".

(Question: Does anyone know if Trump tends to consume lots of alcohol?)

Once again, he was just being sarcastic!



It's imperative that the President of the United States, in a time of crisis, should be able to joke around and not be taken seriously. That's exactly what was intended when this nation was conceived.
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« Reply #96 on: May 25, 2020, 05:40:14 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on May 25, 2020, 03:28:52 PM
Lmao



Great reviews? Is there a Metacritic-esque website for domestic policy that we don't know about?
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« Reply #97 on: May 27, 2020, 07:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Koharu on May 26, 2020, 10:31:49 AM
Trump, once again, is trying to rewrite history.



Future Trump: "Okay so one million Americans died now, but at least it wasn't one billion! I should know. I know a lot about billions!"
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« Reply #98 on: June 04, 2020, 06:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Old Europe on June 04, 2020, 08:09:26 AM
Old man, randomly yelling at things:








Afterwards he retweeted his two tweets from twelve hours ago in which he had blasted General Mattis.

And after that, he saw it necessary to already retweet the two CAPS LOCK tweets (MAGA/Law&Order) you see above.

I love that he fails to realize the irony of continuing to say "Make America Great Again" while he is still President. I actually agree with him now!
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« Reply #99 on: June 06, 2020, 06:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Blue3 on June 05, 2020, 08:48:05 PM
Quote from: Progressive Pessimist on June 04, 2020, 06:14:02 PM
Quote from: Old Europe on June 04, 2020, 08:09:26 AM
Old man, randomly yelling at things:








Afterwards he retweeted his two tweets from twelve hours ago in which he had blasted General Mattis.

And after that, he saw it necessary to already retweet the two CAPS LOCK tweets (MAGA/Law&Order) you see above.

I love that he fails to realize the irony of continuing to say "Make America Great Again" while he is still President. I actually agree with him now!


He can't say "Make America Great Again" after being President for almost 4 years and having no legislative or executive agenda for the future.

He also can't say "Keep America Great" now because, well, everything.

What to do... how about not run for re-election? Resign after firing all his appointments?

Lock himself as well as his first three kids and their spouses in a bunker that isn't under the White House, and never show his face in public ever again or use the internet?
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