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« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2019, 07:22:50 PM »

That's why, if Trump loses next year, Elton John has to perform at the incoming Democrat's inauguration. Really twist that knife! Then, Trump will change his tune towards the musician pretty quickly.
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« Reply #51 on: August 23, 2019, 05:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Аverroës 🦉 on August 23, 2019, 11:15:02 AM
Amazing, and a real testament to the critical thinking of the typical voter, that this man has double-digit net favorability on "the economy."

That's assuming that they care enough though. Of course, if it is as it looks and is directly affecting them negatively, they probably will care.
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« Reply #52 on: August 27, 2019, 06:52:08 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on August 27, 2019, 05:07:08 PM


Somebody sounds inadequate!

Quote from: Beezer on August 27, 2019, 05:08:06 PM
At this point, every one of his tweets deserves to be posted here.



Did he just congratulate himself in third person?
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« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2019, 07:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on August 29, 2019, 09:55:04 AM
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on August 28, 2019, 11:44:41 AM


Every tweet is a confession. In this case, it's more shameless than usual.

This is even more hilarious:



I would have thought that Puerto Rico's issues with corruption would make Trump want to admit it a state. It's what he identifies with.
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« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2019, 06:15:08 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on September 01, 2019, 10:51:13 PM
I'm not a legal scholar, but a Majotity Opinion certainly sounds like the sort of thing Mr. Trump would approve of. (Although I doubt VP Pence would... he probably can't even be in the same courthouse with one.)


Btw, does anyone else feel sorry for the interns slaving away, finding hurricane-relevant things to toss into Mr. Trump's twitter feed so that it doesn't look like he's completely obsessed with his own grudges on the eve of a potential disaster?


Nope. That's what they get for working for him. If I could paraphrase a quote from the man himself here: "They knew what they signed up for."

Side note: does anyone else remember that? I know that it was almost two years ago, which might as well be a decade ago; but he said that to a grieving widow about her deceased husband, and we all forgot about it!
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« Reply #55 on: September 03, 2019, 06:29:09 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on September 03, 2019, 09:48:44 AM
The whole twitter rant; looks like the stable genius was told how "Sadiq" is spelled and he deleted the old tweet.



Ironically, he says this while hypocritically inserting himself into London's business.
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« Reply #56 on: September 10, 2019, 06:58:15 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on September 09, 2019, 02:21:02 AM
Quote from: NoobMaster69 on September 08, 2019, 11:35:50 PM


He’s out of his goddamn mind

That one is actually funny, LOL

I don't think he is rolling with the joke. He was probably just as distracted by the laser pointer as that cat is, and posted it because "shiny."
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« Reply #57 on: October 11, 2019, 05:19:52 PM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on October 10, 2019, 08:33:08 AM


I love it when Trump chastises someone else for perceived pettiness. The word "projection" has become used to the point of meaningless thanks to him, but it's still accurate.
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« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2019, 06:02:23 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on October 16, 2019, 08:43:44 PM


I didn't think there were any straws left to grasp at, at this point. Never underestimate the Republican ability to do that, I guess.
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« Reply #59 on: October 21, 2019, 05:14:49 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on October 21, 2019, 02:19:36 PM
Adam "Pencil neck" Schiff must do something right if he gets under the God Emperor's skin that much.



"Who does not so vote?"
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« Reply #60 on: October 22, 2019, 06:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Elizabeth Warren 2020 on October 22, 2019, 08:02:34 AM
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on October 22, 2019, 07:50:29 AM


I love how he called for Hillary to be in prison, but now he whines about due process.

Self-awareness is anathema to his very existence.
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« Reply #61 on: October 23, 2019, 06:15:03 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on October 23, 2019, 01:11:44 PM
I'm not often defending Mitt Romney, but he's not human scum. Mitt isn't mentioned by name, but I guess this despicable tweet is aimed at him (and others). Maybe someone with a Twitter Account can report this, because this is not acceptable.

Theoretically, Trump with this tweet is also insulting some blue avatars here.



It's directed towards all 50 "Never Trumpers" who exist, mostly in media circles.
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« Reply #62 on: October 25, 2019, 06:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Grand Mufti T'Chenka on October 25, 2019, 03:18:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on October 25, 2019, 09:06:27 AM
LOL, Mr. Trump is early on this:


When they make an Oscar-worthy drama film on this presidency in 15-30 years from now, this is going to be the quote that appears on the screen at either the beginning or the end of the film.

"Obnoxious and greedy politicians never make it in the end."
 - Donald J Trump

They ought to just fill the screen with all of Trump's ironic, lacking in self-awareness quotes. There are possibly thousands more.
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« Reply #63 on: October 30, 2019, 06:39:45 PM »
Quote from: Ye Olde Europe on October 30, 2019, 01:07:12 PM
Quote from: emailking on October 30, 2019, 12:58:16 PM


Trump's next Secretary of Defense?

Sure. Why not, at this point? He might even be more competent than the average Trump appointee.
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« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2019, 06:43:33 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on November 07, 2019, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on November 07, 2019, 02:12:51 PM
The God Emperor knows he's in trouble



It's also worth remembering that all of Trump's problems are self-inflicted.

Any plausible Republican winner in 2016 would be excellently positioned for re-election. What has turned his term into a flaming fertilizer circus is himself.

It was also entirely his doing that he obstructed justice and attempted to extort the Ukrainian President. Neither of those things had to happen, and if Trump had any sort of foresight he would have been better off not doing either of those things, even if he still ends up getting off the hook for both of them (which is likely, sadly).
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« Reply #65 on: November 12, 2019, 06:55:52 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on November 12, 2019, 10:20:54 AM



To him, being brown inherently makes them predetermined to be criminals.
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« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2019, 08:23:09 PM »
Quote from: emailking on November 17, 2019, 12:30:24 PM
^ Yes that sounds like him. His explanation for being there though is suspect.

Trump says Biden is a little better than a rabid dog.



Huh

I thought that he liked dogs now.
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« Reply #67 on: November 27, 2019, 06:55:04 PM »
Quote from: Koharu on November 27, 2019, 03:03:50 PM
I had to go see what the icky parts of Reddit had to say about this tweet. Even there, there's not really much enthusiasm about it. Just a few people saying "if Obama had done it, everyone would love it."

Nope, if be just as grossed out. Ick.

And Obama would never do something like this. He would recognize that he's the f***ing President and has more important things to do than to retweet things to curb his insecurities.
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« Reply #68 on: December 07, 2019, 07:26:49 PM »
Quote from: emailking on December 07, 2019, 02:54:54 PM


Early state (primary voters?) voters are tuning out about Democrats' legislation? Syntax, Mr. President!

Also why should the Democrats pass legislation to help the economy when Trumps' economy is already the biggest, best, and most perfect ever?
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« Reply #69 on: December 09, 2019, 06:56:39 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on December 09, 2019, 09:34:21 AM
Quote from: emailking on December 09, 2019, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: emailking on November 27, 2019, 11:38:26 AM


He retweeted this (his tweet) today.

#POTUSworkinghard

#Executivetime
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« Reply #70 on: December 10, 2019, 06:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on December 10, 2019, 06:33:27 AM
John Barron is having a point.





Death, taxes, and ironic Trump tweets.

Quote from: NoobMaster69 on December 10, 2019, 04:58:48 PM


Uhhhhh who wants to tell them?

They're doing Democrats' jobs for them at this point. Though, perhaps they aren't ignorant and did actually see the world's highest grossing movie but somehow watched it while rooting for Thanos and thinking he was the good guy all along. I wouldn't put it past them. That's essentially what they want-to rid the world of everyone they don't like for some sense of a "greater good." They might actually be worse than Thanos, come to think of it. He only arbitrarily wanted rid the universe of half its population. If Trump had his way it would be more targeted.
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« Reply #71 on: December 12, 2019, 08:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on December 11, 2019, 09:36:07 AM
Quote from: emailking on December 11, 2019, 09:30:53 AM
He's retweeted dozens of times in the last hour. Alternating between impeachment and the IG report.

That almost makes you feel sorry for his supporters, running through all these tweets and give them a like.

I hope they spend their time doing that instead of voting next November.
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« Reply #72 on: December 21, 2019, 02:44:47 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on December 21, 2019, 05:33:33 AM
#ImpeachPelosi



Why stop there!?

Impeach Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama too!

HAS HE NOT BEEN PAYING F***ING ATTENTION TO HOW THIS WORKS!? IT ALL JUST HAPPENED TO HIM!

Yet another reminder that our own President doesn't understand the Constitution.
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« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2020, 08:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on January 20, 2020, 07:17:57 PM
(Not technically a tweet by Trump, but its a tweet, its something he said, and its utterly unhinged.)

It's also classic Trump projection.

Democrats need to seize upon this in western Wisconsin ads during the general election.
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« Reply #74 on: January 28, 2020, 06:59:56 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on January 28, 2020, 04:30:04 PM
The God Emperor is disappointed in Fox News. And Chris Wallace should be on MSDNC, lmao.



"Social media is great!"

Is he finally accepting that Russian dissemination of fake news through social media helped him win?
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