More likely scenario: It's the year 2080, and Amerikanskaya Oblast' has existed for the past 56 years.
This is why the government shouldn't repeal the 2nd Amendment. Every American household needs the capability to become literally Red Dawn in case the Russkies come.
Those pro-gun people love Trump. If Trump actually publically handed over America to Putin, they'd still love him. Democrats need to move to Canada and start again.
I'm almost to this point myself. If I had the means, I would be gone yesterday.