Would you rather attend Eurovision or Dude Fest?

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I'm honoured that me trolling you on IRC helped inspire you to make another silly poll.

To be fair "Eurovision doesn't even have a mosh pit" is probably the best, most hilarious complaint I have ever heard about it. And it was pretty bland this year, although I don't think the piano on fire got enough love. Have you ever seen a piano on fire at Dude Fest? I didn't think so.

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You know BRTD, one of your dudecore screamo bands could appear on Eurovision. Their off kilter hypermasculinity and lack of popular appeal/musicality could put them in an ironic lead. Which would appeal most to Europeans?

[tik 🪀✨]

I thought it was obvious I was being sarcastic (I called your music dudecore screamo ffs) but I am amused you aren't tackling the "lack of musicality" jab. In any case you also didn't answer the actual question.

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We've discussed Rainer Maria before, you know I admire them, and you should know by now I'm only poking you to amuse myself. Everyone's tastes are mockable, especially mine but we can't change our tastes.

Anyway you still haven't told me what band of your persuasion would play Eurovision and what song. Surely there is something bizarre and kitschy there somewhere.

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Ahaha Just goes to show how bland this year was.