Trende: Christie not really damaged goods?

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That last sentence is key because right now all speculation on the GOP side especially makes normal people want to shove brussel sprouts up their ass, take them out again, and then choke to death on the mere odour of the result. You don't need to attempt to swallow them whole, merely a good whiff is enough to throw most reasonable people with average olfactory capabilities into life-threatening comas. Nobody is inspiring yet. The GOP field is a tablecloth at a picnic and all of the candidates are as yet so bland they can't even make a stain bad enough to attempt to bleach. WHY AM I ON THIS BOARD