Bad jokes you laugh at

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I'm not a big fan of jokes at all, reciting a joke requires zero wit or creativity. Every now and then, though, one will get to me and stay there. Mostly dark humour, anti-humour, offensive humour, or ones that turn an everyday awful setup on its head in surprising (and usually quite stupid) ways.

Examples of bad jokes that have made me audibly, genuinely laugh:

Q: Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
A: Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas?
A: AIDS

Q: What do you say to a woman who's been punched in the face?
A: Nothing. She's already been told once.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" The police. "The police, who?" The police man.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: Someone threw a piano at her.

That was pretty embarrassing to share. Please make me feel better by reciting a few of yours.

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Hahaha. I am a sucker for these.

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The sad face took that one over the edge to make me giggle.

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I had to post this. I'm sorry. The "rape" one required me to. From: http://www.fullpunch.com/funny-photos/20-of-the-worst-pickup-line-to-make-you-wink.html/

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?


 A quarter- pounder with cheese!

Oh God. That reminds me of one I read on Reddit. Highly offensive.

How do you get an Ethiopian woman pregnant?



Cum on her back and let the flies do the rest.