Southeast Asian countries poll

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I work in a blue collar factory here that employs people from all over south east east or that have visited these places. Here is what they have told me, or unfounded hearsay:

BURMA is unremarkable besides their interesting reforms and not worth your tourist dollars.

BRUNEI is a country that exists?

CAMBODIA is full of half-wits and good scenery, and plenty of people being forced into virtual homelessness because they cannot prove that they have inhabited land their ancestors lived in for ages.

EAST TIMOR is on fire.

INDONESIA is a country with great diversity and lots of Muslims who like to kill Australian livestock in cruel ways. BALI is where white people go who don't have tons of money so that they can be harrassed by merchants and imprisoned for drugs.

LAOS is something besides a spelling mistake.

MALAYSIA has decent food and is a great place to stop for a couple of days to be sweaty on your way to India.

The PHILIPPINES are so Catholic and proper that they can't wait to move somewhere less anal. And there are entire cities that exist within graveyards. And one Filipino cannot speak to another because islands.

SINGAPORE contains sad people unhappy about their depression because they're disappointed in the legality of spitting. Also, five star hotels!!!!!!

THAILAND is great as long as you stay within tourist areas and aren't offended by women with penises larger than your own.

VIETNAM is beautiful and everyone there adores Bill Clinton. And it's ridiculously easy to get a driver's license.

Based on the retarded information my brain has decided to associate with these countries, I'd choose Thailand and Vietnam.