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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« on: September 07, 2007, 04:15:08 AM »

Don't know. All I know is that it will take place in Galway.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 08:51:09 PM »

Attempts to remove Tasmania from his avatar, gets lynched by a pack of rabid Tasmanians as a result.

I wouldn't remove Tasmania (even though they're full of imbreds) I would remove South Australia, if i could, they really piss me off those South Australians.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 12:36:52 AM »

He'll have a heart attack, when Bill Richardson wins the Presidency.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2007, 12:24:52 AM »

Sensei will be eaten by Rosie O'Donnell, after he is mistaken for a hot dog, when he is dressed up as one. Poor Sensei dying the way he did Sad.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2007, 12:37:01 AM »

Lief will suffer a heart attack when he finds out that John Edwards successfully carries the state of North Carolina in 2008. Such a tragic loss of life Sad.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 05:09:32 AM »

Dave will commit sucide after watching Bindi the Jungle Girl. Why did you watch that Dave!!!
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 02:58:35 AM »

Hugh will die, in similar curcumstances to that of Azaria Chamberlain who was "killed" by Lindy Chamberlain. I can't say that, oh okay....A DINGO then.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2008, 04:14:17 AM »

Hugh suffers a heart attack when he realises the Herald Sun only has one paragraph on the 2008 Presidential Election. Whilst it has a page devoted to Paris Hilton.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 02:20:18 AM »

Chokes on a pretzel.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2008, 04:43:13 PM »

Commits suicide after hearing the term Thatcherism for a record 1 billionth time.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2008, 04:57:18 PM »

Death by Hanging

Reason for Death Sentence: Owns a Vanilla Ice CD
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 04:35:31 PM »

Suffers a heart attack whilst seeing David Hassellhoff perform his "classic" Looking for Freedom.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2008, 06:52:14 PM »

Old Age
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2008, 03:04:28 PM »

Having Sexual relations with that woman.
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Robespierre's Jaw
Senator Conor Flynn
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 8,129
Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: -8.35

« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2008, 05:59:13 AM »

Two Words: Kool Aid
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