Eternal Sunshine of the Democratic Mind

[Cold War Liberal]

You capture Trump so well.

Ken Bone sat alone at home watching the beginning of the presidential debate. He shouldn’t have been stuck at home, he should have been at the debate himself asking the questions. Nobody cared about him anymore, not since the appeal of his red sweater and wholesome charm had vanished from public memory. Maybe he would have gotten more attention if he had admitted that he actually voted for Gary Johnson. Maybe it would have made things worse. At the very least, maybe they would still be talking about him. Now all the media cared about was “Narwhal Kid”, an adorable adolescent wearing a t-shirt sporting a narwhal that asked a question during the second debate on oil spills. Ken Bone did not forget, Ken Bone did not forgive, and the day would come when they would all be sorry they forgot about him.

I love everything about this, especially what is bolded.

I'm Audie Cornish of NPR’s All Things Considered

I'm a regular listener of NPR. All Things Considered is my favorite show and Audie Cornish is my favorite host so I love that you have her as a debate moderator in 2020.

[Cold War Liberal]

Though David knew that Cillizza’s theory itself was useless (mostly because he was an unrelenting, horrible producer of cringe-worthy hot takes that often failed in logic at an elementary school level)

Lol slay him

Here lies
Christopher Michael Cillizza
February 20 1976 - November 3 2020
Gone, but not forgotten

[Cold War Liberal]

Woopty f**king doo, David thought. Those two rinky dink electoral votes probably weren’t going to count for sh*t.

This leads me to have a hunch that they absolutely will count for sh*t

Also,

Goddammit don't cut us off like that!

(Still love this TL anyway)

[Cold War Liberal]

OK, because you guys have been good, I'll post another later tonight.

GOAT



(well, second GOAT, Ali's still the greatest)

[Cold War Liberal]

With such a close election, Trump and his supporters won't let this one go easily.

A protracted recount would be an interesting outcome, but would probably tear the country apart like we've never seen before. 

I have a feeling that this is gonna happen especially if Trump wins AZ and PA. Whatever happens, great job Castro.

Barring any last-minute surprises...

My president.

[Cold War Liberal]

This was an absolutely amazing timeline!