A pool table, don't you understand?
Friend, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community
Well, ya got trouble my friend, right here.
Mothers of River City!
Heed that warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption!
The moment your daughter leaves the house
Does she move her scrunchie below the wrist?
Is there a Juul stain on her index finger?
A selfie collection hidden in the corn crib?
Is she starting to memorize jokes from dead meme Insta pages?
Are certain words creeping into her conversation?
Words like, like "bruh"? (Trouble, trouble, trouble!)
Aha! And "that's on fleek"? (Trouble, trouble, trouble!)
Well, if so my friends
