Make a haiku about the previous poster

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Do 5-7-5
Compliment the last poster
Or call them a bitch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

I don't like the Rs
But you don't like MTG
That is pretty based


Also, some people
Don't know the syllable count
Don't worry, it's fine

First, 5 syllables
The next line will have 7
Lastly, 5 once more

It's okay if some
Of you people don't know that
Practice makes perfect

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You say you're Mormon
But you're Texan, not Utahn
That makes you a sock

(Sorry, I don't write the rules )

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Likes good media
The tall sig is a classic
Needs to learn self-love

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

The Beaver State Dem
That ain't MB or Blue Dog
His sh!tposts are cool

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Needs to stop playing
He's received many warnings
OC will find you

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Relatively new
To the right, but not a hack
Better than most 'pubs