Wyatt Chesney: Hoax?

[adam]

I believe that I should be the one to blow the top off of the Wyatt Chesney ordeal. Considering that I am one of the master minds behind it.

First off the roles:

Wyatt Chesney: This character, intellectual yet charasmatic, was played by my friend Dan Wyatt.

Adam Martin: The nervous manager, was played by none other than Adam Martn himself (me).

Website: Designed by me (yeah, I know I suck at it), content done by Dan.

Picture: A professional business photo done of  Dan's dad.

The story is simple. Dan and I got high one afternoon and he said that he was going to run for president. We planned it out and decided that the internet was the best way to go. He got a PM on the RP site about this site and he signed up here at my apartment. I liked the looks of it, so I created an account myself. Soon after we got bored with it and moved back to our old hobbies. One of which now includes creating our own guitar effects.


Anyways, yes Chesney is fake, and yes I had something to do with it. Feel free to call CNN.

Honestly guys, had we been really serious don't you think we would have chosen a more lively body than the Reform Party?

[adam]

I suppose I should also appologize to the people of what used to be the Reform Party. Sorry for being a dick, but I didn't think it would go as far as it did.

[adam]

Hmm. This should be a lesson to you mates, never trust a politician. Especially one that makes his debut on a forum. That being said, let's move on to the next political joke (this one I have nothing to do with, and as far as I know...is real).


Meet Jack Grimes of the United Fascist Union

http://joanne21921.tripod.com/

Fascist Italy is to return in the form of a weirdo in a Marvin Martian helmet?

[adam]

Who created this platform?: http://www.freewebs.com/ivotedcobb/platform.htm
I am assuming its Captain Vlad. I was kind of pissed off at him, but I agree almost entirely with the platform, so if he created it we could use him here ate the Reform Party.

They are mainly Dan's views...but I am the one that politicised it and made it sound more "candidate" like.

I am an economic right winger, pro-drug rights, and pro-gun rights (most RPers I talk to aren't) and thus never really held an intrest in the RP.

[adam]

Interesting...

I have to admit I often thought to myself that Wyatt Chesney was somewhat of an odd name, though I did think it was kind of cool, too. I assume the last name was a play off of Cheney?

Actually no. My friends full name was Dan Chesney Wyatt.

[adam]

Who is the Wyatt picture really off? I agree with most of the platform, so whoever created it, if that is their views should contribute to the form.
http://www.reformparty.org/phpbb
I got a feeling that Wyatt just said what people wanted to here, so his views are a reflection of the views on the forums, including mine. Adam Martin, you seem to like to put out alot of different stances, like when you said you where going to run on the eform party forum. You sounded like a green party supporter, and than you sounded more libertarian. It seemed odd that you stoped posting when Wyatt started. Are you familiar with Adam White who posts on the forum frequently, and also claims to run for prez?

The picture is of Dan's dad.

All of the posting was done by Dan, so if he pandered to get your support then I don't know. I just tol him to be himself and see how it works out.

A Green Party supporter eh? All I can really say is, look at my matrix. Haha. Perhaps it was because I put forth a lot of social stances.

No I am not familiar with Adam White.

[adam]

Politically speaking, Dan is like the fiscally moderate version of me.

"ivotedcobb" was not a reference to David Cobb. It was an unofficial support site I had layed out for someone I knew who was planning on taking a jab at state senator. He eventually opted out and I had the site left over.