Comedy Goldmine VI: Now with no Gporter and Calcium-Fortified for Bone Health

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Obama don't pray to Allah, you idoit. He prays to God.

I loled.

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First of all, President Moderate has a great writing style.

Second of all, here is what may be the first example of my finding a DWTL post intentionally funny.

Did anyone ever find out what happened to KotBP? One of my priorities as governor is to find our friend.

Ah, another intiative idea:


King of the Bench Press Act

Section 1:
1.) The Dirty South region shall create a taskforce to find the missing Fmr. Gov. Kingofthebenchpress
2.) The region also dedicates appropriate funds to create no greater than one million (1,000,000) fliers to be placed in gyms throughout the region.
3.) The region also dedicates appropriate funds to create no greater than five hundred thousand (500,000) cartons of Muscle Milk portraying the governors image

Section 2:
1.) In the event that the governor is not found within six months, the region shall create a scholarship fund to provide for users of anabolic steroids

Dear God, you people elected KOTBP to a post in your little fantasy game?

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Walt's on fire tonight.

BRTD and Walter need to shoot an "Odd Couple" style buddy comedy. It would be epic.

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It's typical of blacks to rape others. I believe this story.

Given his history of posts, I'm not 100% sure that's a joke.

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"I think this President has shown a remarkable disrespect for his office, for the moral dimensions of leadership, for his friends, for his wife, for his precious daughter. It is breathtaking to me the level to which that disrespect has risen."

-- John Edwards, quoted by the Raleigh News & Observer in 1999, on Bill Clinton.

More sad/pathetic than funny.

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...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

He also pretty much asked Rin-chan out through posts.

I believe you are speaking of Southern Patriot (aka DWPerry).

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? He was pretty strange, to say the least.

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...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

He also pretty much asked Rin-chan out through posts.

I believe you are speaking of Southern Patriot (aka DWPerry).

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? He was pretty strange, to say the least.

Running for Senate in Alabama and for President in 2016....

http://senate.dwp2016.org/
http://www.dwp2016.org/

Dear Lord... did you see the part where he claims to be polling at 2% in a Rasmussen poll? The 2% he is speaking of is in fact for "other". What a hilarious dude.

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It all works out a-okay at the end of Night Shift.