Predict how the previous forumite will die

[Eraserhead]

fall from a bridge made of his own moral fiber.

An especially deadly Richardson gaffe.

[Eraserhead]

Watching a very craptacular remake of a David Lynch movie ala the South Park episode where they remade Raiders of the lost Ark.

I can see it now...

Spielberg: "Hand over the film David, we need to make the alterations..."

[Eraserhead]

At a Civil War reenactment when somebody forgets they've got a Minié ball left in their musket from blackpowder hunting season.