Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[Eraserhead]

I am noticing my muscles are getting tighter and tighter as the evening goes on.  I got up to take my night time medicine a little while ago and I had to moan and groan getting up out of the love seat.  I've been moving around some today and I'm not stuffing my face full of garbage, although I did go get some ice cream a few hours ago.  I just know that I am very stiff and sore this evening.  I may take some Aleve before I hit the sack.  I'm getting old, folks...

You're not old, just morbidly obese. There's a big difference.

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A frosty is the same thing as a shake. You've already failed.

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Jeff, will you briefly relax while looking at the Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton pictures that leaked today?

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Doubtful.  I haven't briefly relaxed in over a week.

% chance?

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And to be fair, Bushie was asked about relaxations.

Ban the member who asked him.

RIP Eraserhead.

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you had two very good jobs: ng and the gas company...and you just up and quit both in such a manner that you cant be re-hired at either one?  ouch.

Now, I've got a third very good job.  I'm very hopeful about this one.  I'm one month in to the job and so far, so good.

No chance that you'll randomly decide to quit this one?

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I'm pretty surprised (in a good way) that he apparently hasn't missed a day of work in a month's time.

Sure, most of us go months and months if not years without missing any work days but for Jeff that is really something.

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Jeff, why don't you play with that computer/CADD program that your parents bought you tonight instead of watching football?

I'm worried that you're not quite getting this CADD stuff.

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Jeff, did you stay home today?

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Bushie, do they allow blacks to come into your Cracker Barrel and eat without being segragated from everyone else? I know that some of the southern Cracker Barrels are known for being blatantly racist.

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I'll get back on the challenge tomorrow.

It doesn't work like that. You lose.

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I like how Bushie describes the meals at Cracker Barrel as "home cooked".

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Zzzzzzz

Bedtime for Bonzo.

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I just e-mailed my instructor about how I'm doing at work.  One of my duties as an alumnus of his class is to update him periodically with how I'm doing at work especially since it took me so long to find work.  I will try to update him again before the end of the month.

So Big Russ Powers is being written back into the story? Excellent!

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Here is a photo from Google of the dessert Bushie accidentally ordered. A picture really is worth one thousand words.

I assure you there was only one of those sandwiches, not two, and the fudge was about half that amount.  There was also a strawberry on the plate.

I'm not gonna lie, that looks pretty good to me. Mmm!

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Guys, I may have accidently locked it while viewing it on my tablet. If that was the case, it was not intentional and I apologize. Let the show continue.

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A woman I work with just posted this pic to facebook:

Good to see Bushie isn't the only one focusing on Christmas. And apparently, she's focusing on Christmas 2011.

There are also only 108 days until Christmas, not 212. Weird.

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this unanswered strawberry question is killing me

I believe there is actually an entire seperate thread dedicated to it.

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If Bushie gets really thirsty, does he chug Dr. Pepper instead of water? Or maybe he never gets too thirsty because he doesn't move much...

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Things are sounding very ominous on the facebook. I think we're going to get an update from Jeff soon and it isn't going to be a good one.

It seems like whenever he stops posting in here, things take a turn for the worse. It's like clockwork.

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Has he held this job longer than any other since Oklahoma Natural Gas?

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Has he held this job longer than any other since Oklahoma Natural Gas?

I don't think so.  I'm pretty sure the job he held in Utah lasted for several months.

Oh yeah, what was he doing out there again? Like most Update fans, I blocked most of the Utah story arc from my memory.

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Tonight's update should be interesting.

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I thought he got a 78 in CADD school.

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I hate to say it but I'm guessing that his drawings just aren't that good. They're probably filled with mistakes.