Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

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What'd your parents say about your grades?

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I can't wait to hear how he does on his next test. The heat is on.

I will be pleasantly surprised if he does well.

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Please study for the Test 2 retake only and worry about the other stuff later.  You're getting ahead of yourself and trying to do too many things at once. Will your instructor even let you take Test 2 a fourth time if you fail it yet again?

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Bushie if you were to drop out or flunk out of cad by sept 1, would your parents take the new computer back?

No, but that's not even a possibility.  Stop being negative, my friend...

Unfortunately, it's a very real possibility. I'm pulling for you though... it'd be great if you could surprise us all (in a good way) with these upcoming tests.

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The writers manage to even make a storyline about test taking riveting! Truly they are masters of their craft.

Waiting for Bushie's next test scores is now almost like waiting for the next episode of Breaking Bad.

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Bushie if you were to drop out or flunk out of cad by sept 1, would your parents take the new computer back?

No, but that's not even a possibility.  Stop being negative, my friend...

Unfortunately, it's a very real possibility. I'm pulling for you though... it'd be great if you could surprise us all (in a good way) with these upcoming tests.

How is it a very real possibility?  I've only failed one lesson test so far, and am doing well in all the other areas.  I have slowed down.  Why does everyone have so little faith?  I appreciate the well wishes, but I would like some positivity here, too!  Is that possible?

It's only going to get harder from here on out, surely you know that.

Also, I hope you're truthful with us (and more importantly your parents and real life friends) about this next batch of grades.

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Did your fb friends ever learn what Rainbow "Play Systems" really was?

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How was Andrew defaming you? (if you din't mind my asking)

Telling everybody I quit ONG to commit fraud.
Telling everybody I lie with virtually every word that comes out of my mouth.

1. True.
2. That might be overstating things but you do seem to have serious problem with telling The Whole Truth.

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Bushie can your dad get you on where he works?

Already tried that 6 years ago.  It didn't work.

Hmm, why not? Flashback time!

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Good luck today, Bushie!

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His dad probably walks the dog when he can muster the energy. I seriously doubt Bushie or his mom ever do it.

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Wait when did Bushie live in Philly???

I didn't live there, I only worked there for 5 weeks at a computer camp at Rosemont College and stayed in the dorm before doing the same thing for the next four weeks at Bentley College in Waltham, Mass.  This was 2007.

Flashback episode, anyone?

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My professor is trying a new tactic that I think is really good on the retake of the tests.  Instead of just calling it a test at 85%, he wants us to keep retaking it until we get every question correct.  He says that's the best way to learn it.  So, even if I pass it right away, I need to keep taking it until I get a 100%.

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This class sounds more and more bizarre. This guy keeps changing the format of it every single day. Either Bushie isn't telling us the truth about his grades or this professor is having some serious issues trying to run it (or both). I know Bushie is not giving us the full picture so it's hard to figure out what's going on here but it doesn't sound good.

Winter is coming.

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Wait when did Bushie live in Philly???

I didn't live there, I only worked there for 5 weeks at a computer camp at Rosemont College and stayed in the dorm before doing the same thing for the next four weeks at Bentley College in Waltham, Mass.  This was 2007.

Wasn't 2007 the year Philadelphia beat Houston as fattest city in America?

Do you think Bushie tipped the scales in their favor?

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Do pools have some kind of symbolic meaning in the story?

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Do pools have some kind of symbolic meaning in the story?

Bouyancy. One man's quest to keep his head above water, by any means necessary, except for swimming.

I like that!

Also, RIP CAD.

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Your other two exs weren't big girls, Bushie?

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What if he starts selling vacuums again?

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What did your instructor have to say about you missing all of these classes already?

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Red meat isn't good for you in large quantities. I don't care if you grill it or fry it. Of course, you don't care or understand.

Anyway, it's your life. Just don't complain when CAD fails, because it will, and that is because you aren't physically capable of finishing it. In fact, you aren't physically capable of holding down a job with all of your medical issues. Just go on disability and leave it at that. That is the best course for you at this point, I think.

We shall see what happens, won't we!

I like how someone suggests "maybe you should just live off the government for the rest of your life," and Bushie responds with a "maybe I will!"

Well, he should.

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To be honest, I like hamburgers as much as anyone but I seriously don't get why anyone would eat two for dinner when he was having serious stomach issues...

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I like how Bushie's plan to get rid of the sweets in his house is to eat all of them! Yeah, that will help.

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Do you guys think Bushie will go in on Monday?

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CADD is done for, folks.

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CADD is done for, folks.

Not so fast, partner!  I'm going in tomorrow even if I have to have a hearse come get me...

For a full day?