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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« on: September 20, 2010, 10:59:39 AM »

I don't post here for hours while drinking or anything. You people have never came home from a night out and fired up the old Atlas Forum for a little while?

I usually just sleep with my wife.
You need to be drunk to man up to that task, or what?
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 11:25:36 AM »

Posting it twice won't make it any funnier. Wink

Oops!  I didn't see that already.

Well, here's another one...

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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 11:28:23 AM »

I quit!
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2010, 12:42:58 AM »

Here is my ultraviolet avatar:











Please don't stare at it too long, or you might get cancer.

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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 04:32:00 AM »

This was a report I found funny:

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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 12:22:13 AM »

Alright Yankee, I've thought about this before, but now it really must be done. This is an intervention:


PLEASE GOD FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, SPELL THIS WORD WITH A "G"!
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2010, 04:55:15 PM »

My head...I'm going to have to get really f&&king slizzered to get that out of my head.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2010, 05:05:07 PM »

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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2010, 02:50:30 PM »

Not surprised by Ensign.  I'm a bit surprised Graham didn't end up voting for the actual bill after it passed cloture though.

Lindsey likes it in the closet.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Dude's so far in the closet he lives in Narnia.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2010, 12:16:18 AM »

If jmfcst get his own thread, couldn't we give on to BRTD so that he doensn't continually post threads about being emo, complaining about suburbs, etc?
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2011, 11:34:32 PM »

btw image searching for "gay bear" is a biiiiig mistake if you forgot your Google Safe Search was off
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2011, 06:36:16 PM »

Interesting that Obama is doing so poorly against Romney. Of course, Romney probably won't be the nominee, and the other Republicans are getting crushed.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2011, 01:01:23 AM »

I'm now picturing Allen West as the poor kid without friends that sat alone during lunch at school.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 07:09:35 PM »

and remind me again who is the one who must not be named (serously, my memory and attention span isnt good enough to keep up with my dragon-poster-decoded ring)

First name = the junior senator from Arizona's last name, with an 'e' at the end.
Last name = a Spanish market
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2011, 03:29:59 PM »

I love how Bushie calls it 'the bipolar'.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2011, 04:28:26 AM »

The only time I'm comfortable saying this 'Bush all the way!'
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 04:26:20 PM »

From the Hot Girls Thread:

No idea who this, but nearly perfect in every way. Maybe throw some thick-framed glasses on and I'll throw on my grandmother's diamond ring.



Every girl should invest in a pair of mom jeans. Or seven. Super high-rise too. I have no idea why I find these more attractive than regular or even low-rise jeans, but I do. Naso probably knows what I'm talking about.



You're right the first one is just about perfect, and while the second is very sexy, I have to point out those jeans don't look 'high rise' at all, kind of low rise actually.


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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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Political Matrix
E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2011, 03:27:05 AM »

From the Hot Girls Thread:

No idea who this, but nearly perfect in every way. Maybe throw some thick-framed glasses on and I'll throw on my grandmother's diamond ring.



Every girl should invest in a pair of mom jeans. Or seven. Super high-rise too. I have no idea why I find these more attractive than regular or even low-rise jeans, but I do. Naso probably knows what I'm talking about.



You're right the first one is just about perfect, and while the second is very sexy, I have to point out those jeans don't look 'high rise' at all, kind of low rise actually.



Am I right that the key to the humor here was the juxtaposition with the unrelated chit-chat to Lief about his photos, and the lack of any comment upon my spewing-nipple fantasy gal?

I just foundd your fountain girls a humorous addition to the "Hot Girls" thread.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2011, 12:11:29 AM »

Nature gives and takes as it pleases...a truly terrible/beautiful story.

Getting killed in a car crash isn't very natural.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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Political Matrix
E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 11:37:33 PM »

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Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2011, 12:56:45 AM »

Again that's not the reason you were infracted; you called the poster an idiot which led to it being reported.

I have a huge problem with pussies reporting posts that call them an idiot.....a huge problem.  Man the f**k up people!

Learn how to act civilized.

F*** Off.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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Political Matrix
E: 4.65, S: -2.78

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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2011, 12:57:20 AM »

That entire thread is pretty funny. I give it two vagina-flavored popsicles up.

Though Mikado must be credited for so terrifically driving it off the road and into the untamed wilderness.

How the heck do you know about Mikado's untamed wilderness?
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