I swear the GOP nominees are like the lineup for a new comedy show.
We've got:
Mitt Romney, the boring dad who's trying to be cool
Ron Paul, the curmudgeonly old grandfather that everyone ignores
Rick Perry, the trigger happy texas ranger
Herman Cain, the perverted pizza chain manager
Michelle Bachmann, the bible thumping bimbo who's married to a gay man
Rick Santorum, the guy who's constantly trying to convince everyone that his name isn't synonymous with frothy anal secretion
Seriously, this is better than most of the crap on prime time television.
From reddit.
Let me repeat again:
My decision to buy a new flat-screen TV just for the GOP primaries wasn't too bad after all ... 
