Hmm, lets see:
Obama should have the name "Barry Owens"
Owens should have been whiter than Obama is
Owens should have been more moderate/conservative
Owens should have been US Senator since 2000 1998, when Mosley-Braun retired and Owens defeated Fitzgerald
Hillary Clinton decided not to run in the primary
Owens picks Gene Taylor as Vice President
McCain picks Lincoln Chafee as Vice President
Owens never met with Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright
Polls showed a close race in MS, and Owens/Taylor actively campaigns there
Bush is 5% less popular than he was on election day 2008
Did I miss something ? Maybe then he could have won MS.