Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

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This women are stupid

LOL!

This quote deserves it's own thread.  A shrine post to Josh22.

Still, if you look at the thread, he was eminently correct in terms of content and meaning, if not grammar.

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Ok only mildly funny but I like the subtle phrasing 'too often at McDonalds':

To me it looks like Palin's 16-year old daughter was too often at McDonald's but not pregnant ...

Probably safe to say this about 98% of americans.

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The bulk of Americans look with distaste on attacks on women, prostitution, pedophilia, and drug use.  When the average voter sees them, they say, "That's disgusting," and vote for people that don't do them.

And yet, somehow, the Republican party keeps getting votes and winning elections. Hm.

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I really do like him.  He's just an every day Joe.......and I do like that.

In this way, Joe Biden is like Marge Schott.  Who was also more relevant in 1988.

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Things are always ugly on Wall Street. That's the whole point.

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RE Macain's statement that the economy's fundamentals are strong:

... Maybe what McCain means is that his wife is still loaded.

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Why does God always talk to individuals in fields and mountains never to groups in urban areas?

He does. They're called schizophrenics.

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I think Dole pulls her's out, barely. 

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Unless you have New Balance you can go straight to hell.