You seriously just didn't make chart did you?
Of course not, I made it before I married my wife - I had to ensure she would understand the dymanic of the relationship.
Don't get sarcastic with me BOY
Boy? I think not - I beat my wife like a certified professional wife beater. That takes a real man, so don't you get an attitude with me you little s**t. (that's how us professional men say 'boy' just so you know)
I'm too lazy, cowardly, and weak to beat anybody. My Ladies are beaten for me by a helpful professional - The Pimp!