Well, unless you find costs of making a sworn will prohibitive, it would seem that now your Lordship shifts from making a statement about what you'd like to be done w/ your own posthumous assets to what you'd like to be done w/ those of other people. As your views, clearly, are only shared by a minority of US citizens...
No, I'd just like there to be clear orders of inheritance - directly to the offspring, wife, etc, by strictly regulated shares. None of this leaving it to favorites, cats, or the Philharmonic.