I'm an old boring married guy. Not hot.
You know its funny - I haven't gotten a freebie from a fine female in well over six months, but just tonight I got a bit of free fun from a rather respectable (i.e. not on the game) and very good looking 24 year old ladyboy (the owner of an internet shop I attend when on holiday). Of course its not the same as a free throw from an actual woman, but there's always something encouraging about another person being eager to have sex with your for no other reason than the sex itself.