One time, I ventured far far away on the edge of metro Seattle. There was this 8 lane high way, on one side was a casino and the other was a giant giant parking lot, and way in the distance was Wal-Mart. There were Republicans camping in the parking lot. I needed some food so I went in (first and last time in a Wal-Mart). There was dog poop on the floor.
NASCAR also wants the state to give them 200 million dollars to build a track there.
Hilarious Jesus! I enjoyed that evocative anecdote of suburbia. It truly is a mind-bogglingly horrible place. Never has man gone to so much money and trouble to build something so unpleasant so inefficiently.