Commonwealth of Frémont • 15th Parliament

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Nominating myself for Speaker.

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FIFTEENTH PARLIAMENT OF THE
COMMONWEALTH OF FRÉMONT

Election of the fourteenth speaker

[ 1 ] Australian Swing Voter, MFP from Washington
[ 2 ] Koopa Danielle Quick, MFP from Iowa

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AN AMENDMENT
to acknowledge and codify the true borders of the Commonwealth

Section 1 (Title)
The title of this Amendment shall be, the "Free Kansas Amendment." It may be alternatively cited by its ordinal number in order of ratification.

Section 2 (Amendment)
i. The Preamble of the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Frémont is amended to read as follows:

We, the people of the States of Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Montana, Minnesota, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Nebraska, Oregon, South Dakota, Utah, Washington, and Wyoming, united by common fealty to the great and unshakable truth that all people are born free and equal, that the blessings of liberty may be secured for ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the COMMONWEALTH OF FREMONT.

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A RESOLUTION
to acknowledge the dark arts

Section 1 (Title)
i. The title of this act shall be, the "Truman Appreciation Resolution."

Section 2 (Adobe memes)
i. This chamber does hereby recognise that the First Minister, the Honourable Harry S Truman, does possess great skill at the dark arts of what our spiritual advisors have called "Ad-obe Photo-shoppery".
ii. That this chamber acknowledges we are terrified of what we don't understand, and we don't understand this Photoshoppery.
iii. That this chamber recognises that insulting a purveyor of the dark arts is probably a bad idea.
iv. That this chamber thus acknowledges the First Minister's abilities at this photoshoppery and praises it and encourages him to continue honing his skills.
v. If allowing and enabling the dark arts turns out to be a bad idea then we pre-emptively sell the story rights to Disney so they can make a musical about it (and then make an even worse live action remake of it in a decades time).