Holy Unifying Centrist
DTC
Atlas Politician
Junior Chimp
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« edited: July 12, 2020, 08:21:16 PM by DTC »
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The newspaper Damning Theatrical Content has uncovered allegations against all 6 of the southern chamber of delegates candidates. How do all of the candidates respond?
DTC: Allegedly used government connections to secure 100,000 more dollars in PP loans for his local gym than what they should have gotten, and used loopholes to violate state lockdown orders so he could workout publicly
Tmth: Allegedly created Democratic Alliance as a money laundering front to get more money to buy treats for his dog, Benson
Jessica: Supposedly staged a fake, violent BLM rally in order to drum up more support for law & order
Spark: Supposedly set 10 fireworks off past the curfew. One of these fireworks may have partially damaged an orphanage.
MB: Purportedly used over five deceased voters in order to help secure his election as the governor of the South.
TimTurner: Apparently, TimTurner was aware of a 10 year old who was getting constantly abused by an evil babysitter named Vicky. Despite knowledge of this abuse, TimTurner, according to the allegations, did nothing to stop this
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