Alfred's Hastily Constructed Cardboard Independence Movement

[Dr. Cynic]

Hastily Constructed Cardboard Limbo in Reality

So with the ascension of Mr. Cranberry to the Presidency (a regretful turn of events for such a nice gentleman), we are left without a source of knowledge on the progress of the Revolution. In the meantime (until a GM is appointed), the military forces of the Free Republic of Ganonsyoni, having already secured most of Western New York, will march on Pittsburgh again, attempting to establish a foothold in Pennsylvania once and for all.

Over my dead body. I will be calling the Mayor and will be asking Governor Talleyrand to dispatch National Guard units to my home city to protect the good people there from this violent nonsense.

[Dr. Cynic]

Hastily Constructed Cardboard Limbo in Reality

So with the ascension of Mr. Cranberry to the Presidency (a regretful turn of events for such a nice gentleman), we are left without a source of knowledge on the progress of the Revolution. In the meantime (until a GM is appointed), the military forces of the Free Republic of Ganonsyoni, having already secured most of Western New York, will march on Pittsburgh again, attempting to establish a foothold in Pennsylvania once and for all.

Over my dead body. I will be calling the Mayor and will be asking Governor Talleyrand to dispatch National Guard units to my home city to protect the good people there from this violent nonsense.

Hm. I had hoped the people of your fine city would welcome us with open arms, but I suppose it is not so. Could someone telephone my cousin James and tell him to skedaddle if he values his life? I fear the path of freedom may be strewn with corpses yet again.

If you wanted to come here and speak, that's one thing. Your marching on my city indicates the intent of violence toward loyalists of the Republic. I'd not see Pittsburgh end up like other cities that this has happened to. If you wanted to come here and speak in peace, I'm fine with that, but your intent is not that. Pittsburgh has no wish to leave Atlasia and will not be forced to do so.