I just had a thot

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

I've done that too much, too many stories

tbh there was a period of my life when the only women who would even look in my direction were all bimbos who just wanted sex

That period in my life hasn't ended, and began when I was born.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

I've done that too much, too many stories

tbh there was a period of my life when the only women who would even look in my direction were all bimbos who just wanted sex

That period in my life hasn't ended, and began when I was born.

lol. It was weird that I was dating the kind of women who were cheerleaders in high school, Hooter's waitresses, and other supposedly desirable women but I hated it beyond belief

I've mostly been dating the kind of women who you find digging through garbage cans behind a Wal Greens.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

I've done that too much, too many stories

tbh there was a period of my life when the only women who would even look in my direction were all bimbos who just wanted sex

That period in my life hasn't ended, and began when I was born.

lol. It was weird that I was dating the kind of women who were cheerleaders in high school, Hooter's waitresses, and other supposedly desirable women but I hated it beyond belief

I've mostly been dating the kind of women who you find digging through garbage cans behind a Wal Greens.

I just counted, between 2012 and 2015, I had 14 thots. Is that too much?

No, between 2007 and 2017, I had so many thots I lost count.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Very misleading title. I was expecting a scandalous story of how you hooked up with a hussy.

I've done that too much, too many stories

tbh there was a period of my life when the only women who would even look in my direction were all bimbos who just wanted sex

That period in my life hasn't ended, and began when I was born.

lol. It was weird that I was dating the kind of women who were cheerleaders in high school, Hooter's waitresses, and other supposedly desirable women but I hated it beyond belief

I've mostly been dating the kind of women who you find digging through garbage cans behind a Wal Greens.

I just counted, between 2012 and 2015, I had 14 thots. Is that too much?

No, between 2007 and 2017, I had so many thots I lost count.

i read on the internet that the average person has 60,000 thots per day!!!! I need 2 step up my game

No, not the average person... just me

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

I certainly find it an amusing theory at the least. That said, the fact you of all people claim to have had sex multiple times is enough of a reason to dismiss sexual efficacy as anything close to a positive trait, regardless of the truth of your claims.

I'm gay I think. Having sex with women is ehhhh

Well, duh. You need to focus on intellectual or spiritual pursuits.

There was a time when I took advice like this, and it made me miserable. but then again, I am a jackass and a hardcore atheist.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

I certainly find it an amusing theory at the least. That said, the fact you of all people claim to have had sex multiple times is enough of a reason to dismiss sexual efficacy as anything close to a positive trait, regardless of the truth of your claims.

I'm gay I think. Having sex with women is ehhhh

Well, duh. You need to focus on intellectual or spiritual pursuits.

There was a time when I took advice like this, and it made me miserable. but then again, I am a jackass and a hardcore atheist.

are atheist the ones who worship that goat person?

Yeah, basically. we all worship the GOAT, Ali.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

I certainly find it an amusing theory at the least. That said, the fact you of all people claim to have had sex multiple times is enough of a reason to dismiss sexual efficacy as anything close to a positive trait, regardless of the truth of your claims.

I'm gay I think. Having sex with women is ehhhh

Well, duh. You need to focus on intellectual or spiritual pursuits.

There was a time when I took advice like this, and it made me miserable. but then again, I am a jackass and a hardcore atheist.

are atheist the ones who worship that goat person?

Yeah, basically. we all worship the GOAT, Ali.

i thot tom brady was the goat?

Eh, we atheists are debating this.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Congrats on the bro time. I was hoping to derail this into a thread on the alleged connection between Marxism and neoconservatism.

i was wondering about that too.

only people who hate Jews push that conspiracy theory, mostly 20 year old guys who hate women and want to be able to say anything without being considerate.

I certainly find it an amusing theory at the least. That said, the fact you of all people claim to have had sex multiple times is enough of a reason to dismiss sexual efficacy as anything close to a positive trait, regardless of the truth of your claims.

I'm gay I think. Having sex with women is ehhhh

Well, duh. You need to focus on intellectual or spiritual pursuits.

There was a time when I took advice like this, and it made me miserable. but then again, I am a jackass and a hardcore atheist.

are atheist the ones who worship that goat person?

Yeah, basically. we all worship the GOAT, Ali.

i thot tom brady was the goat?

Eh, we atheists are debating this.

i think Jake Paul might be the goat!!!! has anyone ever considered that?

No. It's Everyday Bro gave me cancer

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Ok in all honesty, what the hell is this thread? This thread hasn't even come close to being on topic

Blame OP for typing thot instead of thought. He knows exactly what he's doing.