From Doctor to President- a 2016 timeline

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COMING SOON....

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I clicked on this expecting Ben Carson and what I got was so much better

Just you wait for President Phil lol

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Go on.

I will. I’ve been busy with work and school and my band

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JUNE 17TH, 2015

Today, Dr. Phil McGraw announced he would be seeking the republican nomination in a video he made and posted on Twitter.
“Hello ladies and gentlemen. Are you having a nice day? I hope so. I’m here today to announce that I, Dr Phil, am running for the Republican Nomination for President. Politicians these days are crazy. We need some peaceful, intelligent leadership in this country. Someone who can put people in a room together and make things happen. Someone who has experience helping people. So, that’s why I’m running and I graciously ask for your vote!”

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This may actually be some good foreshadowing to the election... not saying why tho

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I wonder what a The Donald-v-Dr. Phil Republican primary election would be like. Based off that statement I imagine he could be like the anti-Trump outsider.

Just keep reading.... you’ll see

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This may actually be some good foreshadowing to the election... not saying why tho

Green Party nominee Phil McGraw/Roseanne Barr 2016!

No. That’s not the foreshadowing. Think harder

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Sorry. Been busy with work and writing songs for my band

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FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE

The first republican debate was held today, October 3rd 2015.
Most people believe that Dr. Phil McGraw was the winner after he destroyed Donald Trump. Trump was, as usual, yelling about the wall, and Dr Phil said “Donald. Why are you always angry? You should calm down. I’ll tell ya what, I’ll give you some free therapy sessions. It seems like you have a lot of issues boiling up inside you. Also, I too am against illegal immigration, but the wall is the dumbest idea. Why not just make LEGAL IMMIGRATION easier?”

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Beautiful. I welcome Dr Phil coming in and basically being the "why don't we just elect somebody normal" candidate despite being even less qualified than Trump. Hope he offers Hillary & Bill marriage counselling too.

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Lol you’ll see what happens

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IOWA CAUCUS RESULTS

  Today, In an upset, Dr Phil McGraw won the Iowa primary. His victory speech was very well received.

“Hello Iowa. Are ya havin’ a nice day? I sure hope so. Donald Trump doesn’t get it. Ya can’t eat the Chinese buffet if there ain’t any duck sauce. But Donald Trump doesn’t get that. He wants to build a wall. I don’t. I’m the superior candidate. He needs some serious therapy! I love you all! Make America Peaceful Again!”

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IOWA DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY RESULTS

Today, In an unexpected turn of events, Senator Bernie Sanders won the Democratic Caucus in Iowa. Here is an excerpt from his speech
“Iowa! Thank you for supporting me! I have proven it here tonight! Socialism is great! I have a very diverse group of supporters. Eighteen, nineteen year olds. And they have proven that Socialism works! Thank you!”

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Obama Endorses

BREAKING NEWS! President Barack Obama has endorsed Senator Lincoln Chafee for the Democratic Nomination! Chafee was a minor candidate, but now may be considered a real threat to the Frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, and to her closest competition, Bernie Sanders

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New Hampshire Republican primary results

Business man Donald J Trump won the New Hampshire primary, by only
0.3% over his closest challenger, Dr Phil. Here is Trump’s victory speech
“Ladies and gentlemen! We have beaten Dumb Dr Phil! We will continue these victories. In fact, I say we build a wall around that little [Expletive]! He’s not even a doctor. I know more about psychology then he does. He’s a phony. I call him Phony Phil! Make America Great Again!”

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NEW HAMPSHIRE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY RESULTS

Bernie Sanders, in what was not a surprise, won New Hampshire. 
He has taken the front runner status. What was a surprise was the one who placed second.
Senator Lincoln Chafee, after a momentum boost due to his endorsement from President Obama.
Bernie gave  a speech:
“Ladies and Gentelmen! Thank you! You have proven that socialism is a good system. I’m Bernie and I say: please vote for me! As most of you know, I’m criticized for being old. But I’m 73 years young! Thank you America!”

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TRUMP: I AM NOT SCARED OF PHONY PHIL!

Today, Donald Trump appeared in an interview with Fox News. When asked about his biggest opponent, Dr Phil, Trump said “I’m not scared of Phony Phil. I’ve never been a fan. He’s a total loser, who’s gonna lose Bigly. The people of Iowa are dumb for voting for Phil. He’s a total loser. Let’s make America Great Again!”

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moar

Is anyone still reading this or an I just writing it cuz I’m bored?

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moar

Is anyone still reading this or an I just writing it cuz I’m bored?

Sir this is damned amazing

Really? Any predictions for what happens next?

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HILLARY SPEAKS ABOUT LOSSES, TRUMP, AND EMAILS

“Hello my fellow Americans! I know times are looking rough! Right now the leader in the republican primary is orange! I realize I lost the first two primaries for my party. But our movement is far from over! In fact! I will continue to run for president until the day I die! You’ll see my face for the rest of your meaningless lives!”


*Gunshot*

TO BE CONTINUED

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HILLARY CLINTON PRONOUNCED DEAD! NO ONE SHOWS UP FOR FUNERAL. NOT EVEN BILL!!!

Today was a very sad day, for Hillary. Her dream wasn’t realized. No one showed up. The FBI is unwillingly investigating the murder

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SOUTH CAROLINA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY RESULTS

Dr Phil has won the South Carolina primary. This was an excerpt from his speech:
“Hello! Are ya having a nice day? Today we have proven something here tonight. We have proven that the American people do not want Donald Trump as president. It’s like my Mother, Momma Phil, used to tell me growin up. ‘If you’re hungry for a corndog, a midget with a Butcher’s knife ain’t gonna dance!’
That advice has stuck with me for my entire life. And it is relevant now more than ever. Thank you South Carolina! God Bless! I love you!”

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NEVADA DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS RESULTS!

Today, Lincoln Chafee has won his first contest of the primary season in Nevada. He beat senator Sanders by 0.4% and is setting his sites to South Carolina, where he has a large lead. The endorsement from President Obama will most likely help. Here is an excerpt from his speech.
“Ladies and gentlemen. I’m very honored to have won this contest. I’d like to congratulate my opponent, Senator Sanders on his victory in the first two contests. And I wish him the best of luck going forward. But he talks of a revolution. We have a true revolution going on. Previously, I had only 1% and I have proven that my message works. We are slowly getting Voters from all wings of the Democratic Party. Under my leadership, we truly will be Stronger Together”
*APPLAUSE*

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Can't wait for President Lincoln Chafee

You really think he’s gonna win? I mean... hes gotta face the Republican Nominee... and Chafee isn’t very popular

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BILL CLINTON ARRESTED IN HILLARY MURDER CASE

News broke today that Bill Clinton paid to have Hillary murdered. When being interrogated, the former president had this to say:
“I had to do it. She said I wouldn’t be allowed to have any of her interns if she got elected. We got into an argument. I actually made an agreement with Donald Trump”


No word on if Trump will be arrested or not.

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I love this timeline. Most unrealistic but best timeline I ever seen

Thanks but this could happen.