Gun Control

[Politico]

More people die from swimming accidents than from gun incidents. In fact, children are one hundred times more likely to die in a pool than from a gun incident. In other words, we should pass a gun ban after the pool ban is implemented, right? Do it for the kids, comrades.

[Politico]

And if we banned cars we'd have a lot less car-related deaths.

Better yet: let's just ban death along with scarcity.

All of our problems are solved, comrades!