Anonymous Confessions of the Talk Atlas Elections Forum

[John Dule]

I’ve posted fictionalized versions of two Atlas posters in the hypothetical voter megathread. Props if you know who!

I go on said megathread continuously so I'm taking this as a personal challenge.
This sounds like Nathan but it's more likely to be Mung Beans. I also have a totally spitballed theory for who are said fictionalized versions.

I left the forum because of one bullying moderator's disgusting anti-Italian prejudice.

DTC/Sprouts Lol

I only wear shoes inside my house and only wear socks in the shower. Every once in a while I sleep in the shower with nothing but socks on.

John Dule presumably

Deriving from the pictures he uploaded, I think Battista Minola is very attractive.

oh my God
Who are you, person with such a bad taste? Please reveal yourself in a PM.

That was not me. Sadly, I believe Joe Republic took editorial liberty and decided not to publish mine; I'm sure you'd have known it if you'd seen it.

[John Dule]

My political position on the rights of trans people is to support equality, but being around them makes me feel personally uncomfortable, something you would have no idea of if you were to look at my posts.

One of the unfortunate side effects of publicly shaming anyone who doesn't conform to "inclusive" progressive values is that LGBT people will never know for sure what others think of them. They will have to constantly live in a state of uncertainty, not knowing if others are being genuinely polite or if they are only acting courteous due to social pressure. Having to wonder if other people secretly hate you and your lifestyle all the time is enough to drive anyone up the wall.

[John Dule]

My political position on the rights of trans people is to support equality, but being around them makes me feel personally uncomfortable, something you would have no idea of if you were to look at my posts.

One of the unfortunate side effects of publicly shaming anyone who doesn't conform to "inclusive" progressive values is that LGBT people will never know for sure what others think of them. They will have to constantly live in a state of uncertainty, not knowing if others are being genuinely polite or if they are only acting courteous due to social pressure. Having to wonder if other people secretly hate you and your lifestyle all the time is enough to drive anyone up the wall.

I'd rather people be afraid to express homophobic views so you don't know they have them than have them be acceptable discourse in society tbh.

No. I prefer my bigots visible.

[John Dule]

My political position on the rights of trans people is to support equality, but being around them makes me feel personally uncomfortable, something you would have no idea of if you were to look at my posts.

One of the unfortunate side effects of publicly shaming anyone who doesn't conform to "inclusive" progressive values is that LGBT people will never know for sure what others think of them. They will have to constantly live in a state of uncertainty, not knowing if others are being genuinely polite or if they are only acting courteous due to social pressure. Having to wonder if other people secretly hate you and your lifestyle all the time is enough to drive anyone up the wall.

I'd rather people be afraid to express homophobic views so you don't know they have them than have them be acceptable discourse in society tbh.

No. I prefer my bigots visible.

I became much more popular on Atlas after I started to be openly bigoted.

Out of the closets and into the streets!

[John Dule]

I refuse to accept Italians as "white."

Santander/John Dule bad troll

That could be literally anyone. It's a common view.

[John Dule]

Minola is super excited about his secret admirer, but by doing a simple calculation using the demographics of this site, I estimate that there's a 99% chance this match-up... wouldn't be sanctioned by the Catholic Church, so to speak.

[John Dule]

I literally model my entire personality on Nicolas Cage's character in Wild at Heart.

This has got to be Hillgoose.