Post-Obama - A Different 2012 (Gameplay)

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What Carolla did
Carolla kicked off his campaign in fashion with a speech in downtown Los Angeles and started his early days by campaigning not just only on his radio show but all over the state of California.

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Carolla campaigns on bringing back the Gold Standard in Reno Nevada

The Gold Standard will reduce inflation and give good competition for the dollar.  Studies show that if we bring back the Gold Standard we would reach 4% Economic growth. It will fight and defeat of raising prices on goods and services and it will help us save Social Security and Medicare. It’s not perfect however it’s better than what we got. In barring of a economic rescission or crash it will come in real handy.

Now to you young folks in the crowd. The repeal of the Gold Standard extended the Great Depression however you are never told about that in school.

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What Carolla did part 2

Carolla started building and starting campaign headquarters throughout the state of Nevada and Cailforina

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Adam Carolla speaks on Foreign policy in Las Vegas Nevada
President Obama’s has lied once again to the Amercian people.  He promised that there would be no wars and that he would see a troop withdrawal in Iraq.  But still I haven’t heard of a troop withdrawal. However I have heard of a troop surge of 10,000 into Iraq in 2012. *Crowd boos and chants lying Barry* and he is now getting  us close into another possible endless war in Libya.  And to make it worse Hillary Clinton,Jeb Bush ,Michelle Bachman,Donald Trump and most of the rest would probably do the same.

However when I am president I will get our troops out of Iraq and stop the Libyan crisis before it gets too out of hand.
*Crowd cheers*

Quaddfi may not a great guy however we don’t know what these “moderate rebels” causes are. They could be actually people linked to Al Queda and Hammas so it’s possible they are worse than what is in power now.

As President if we aren’t arming a group we shall do  mandatory background checks on groups so that we make sure that we are arming the right people.

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Carolla responds to Trump on Social Media
Mr Trump prove to us again that he is not qualified to be commander in Chief.  He attacked me and attack my philosophical beliefs rather than the issues in hand.
 
This man can’t be our nominee

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Carolla campaign  schedule
Early September:Carolla campaigns in Nevada and Southern Cailforina on free enterprise, trade and tax reform and the Gold Standard.
Carolla takes the day off campaigning on September 11th in honor of the victims of the 9/11 attacks that happened ten years ago.

Mid September:Carolla appears on Jimmy Kimmel Live and the on Conan, he also campaigns in Northern Nevada and Northern Cailforina on his energy policy, tax reform one again and how we plans to fight the Milltary industrial complex.

Late September:Carolla goes out to Iowa and campaigns on fixing our trade system and how we plans to win the working class and balancing the budget.

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Carolla debate answers

1.Question 1: After this highly divisive primary contest, which direction will you take the Republican Party to make it more prepared to win the 2012 Presidential Election?

Well we need to go back to the drawling board and look at what went right and what went wrong.
Well first off we nominated someone who was the same as a sitting unpopular president and a very burning running mate.

We need another conservative style revolution in this party like what happened 30 years ago. We need to go back to embracing free market and limited goverment values not push the same crony capitalism the Dems are pushing. We also need to know and push the fact that yes taxation is theft and that we are gone too overboard with the whole tax thing.

Whille at the same time try to win votes of the younger generations such as Gen X and Millineals most of which will be voting for the first time this year. We need a new generation of young people who embrace free enterprise values and says that the people not the government run this country.

And I feel by nominating like me with a someone of a Reagan like past that whole goal can be accomplished.

2.Its simple whille the Democrats and the establishment in DC push for more and more government and more and more taxes and regulations.  Whille the hard working people in the middle get hammered and hammered.  

You look athe economic plans of the Democrats and it’s practically same as it ever was. Biden and Michele Obama are pushing the same big goverment deals, High taxes more job killing regulations and more bad trade deals.

If I took control of this party then we should go back to what made us famous. And I am proposing just that. My tax plan will cut all hidden taxes and fees that you don’t even know about and that you don’t even know you paid. I am proposing a flat tax plan that will make paying your taxes as simple as 1 2 3.  I plan  on making big tax cuts in the income,estate,capital gains,death tax,taxes on Healthcare like AMT and of course the corporate tax rate that will make us more competitive in global market in trade and will give big boosts to small businesses.
 
I also plan on abolishing the IRS which I find to be one of the most unconstitutional things in Amercia today. I also plan on gutting the federal Reserve and plan on bringing back the Gold Standard.

3.Well we need to keep a eye on who we are arming in the Middle East and as for Libya I am not just gonna sit there and let the CIA install a puppet dictator in there and do nothing. I am not going to put my country in another pointless war!!!  We need to keep our eyes on the main thing in Foreign policy that being where Osama BinLaden is. I think we should work with people who have proven to know that they are into friends to the US and not some group we don’t know about and may have well connected links to Al Qaeda.  

4.Personal Question:
Well I understand what they are feeling like right now however I think you should look past my Hollywood and celebrity past which mind you is not near close to most of the Hollywood lefties today and you will see that my ideas are very capable in this party especially in a time where this party needs a new identity.  

I’m not someone who didn’t have to work a day in his life like a certain someone else and I grew up poor and never thought I was going to be where I am today.  I had to switch homes and actually had to do the work rather than my parents.  I think that’s what you want if you want to win the working class.

5.Thank you for letting me be out here today to the state of Iowa and the Republican party and of course you guys at Fox News. Thank you for letting stand out here today and give you me plans and my platform for all the country out to hear and think about.  Thank you and have a good night.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger endorses Adam Carolla


There is one voice I think in this election that can be a bipartisan force and will rather listen to the people rather than the politicians that is Adam Carolla.

He is a different kind of Republican. He is the man we need in Washington. He will terminate bias parstianship in D.C and will help fix our broken electoral system to make sure that no gettymarring goes around. 
He will cut unnecessary taxes and regulations in the economy like I did when I was Govenor of Cailforina.

Thank you!!

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Adam Carolla campaign ad
A Different Kind Of Tax Plan (A campaign ad that ran in all 50 states


Hi I’m Adam Carolla you may know me as just another comedian. However I am just more than I am a fighter and a father and a proud Amercian. 

I don’t just say stuff to get votes or to gain popularity I speak from the heart and I think that’s what America wants for a president.   

I know some of my ideas may not be with you at first glance. However if you take your time and look at it I think you will find your self  in conclusion to agree with them.

As President I will cut everything single unnecessary regulations and taxes on America people and reform our tax code that will favor hard working Americans. 

As a matter of fact here are all the taxes that will be cut. *Carolla holds out a long piece of paper and tears it up bit by bit*
 

I will replace the IRS with a constitutional 15-20% flat tax and make filling out your taxes way easier.

I will balance the budget and recuse the wasteful amount of spending that goes on in Washington and settle that with a balence budget amendment that will set limits on how the government can spend on things.

You might be wonder to yourself. How popular is this?  Well a study at the National tax foundation agree with me that this will create 2 million new jobs and will create economic growth for quite some time.
However I am not running for their approval im running for this country’s

This all and all is just part of the plan to defeat the Washington machine. 

It will shake up Washington and Wall Street no doubt.

And they should fear if this happens

I’m Adam Carolla and I approve this message.

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Carolla talks trade in New Hampshire

While we have the names “Free trade agreements” they are not indeed free trade rather in name only.   They are still restricted and they stop good paying Amercian jobs and they end up right in Mexico or China.

I see and talk to people in New Hampshire on who once had good promising jobs in this era of Manchester but then NAFTA and CAFTA took it all away and shipped those jobs all the way to Mexico.  We need to get back on track and make sure that Amercia once again become the best place in the world to do business in.

As President when it comes to trade I will make sure we trade with the right countries ones who are not under protectionism so that there is not any tax on any good going to Amercia and we will cut our corporate tax rate to 18% to make sure that we are the best in completing in the global market and that the United States is on top of the world when it comes to working!

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Carolla campaign schedule

Early October-Carolla campaigns in New Hampshire in trade reform, healthcare and tax reform.

Mid October-Campaign on the Vermont New Hampshire border with Ron Paul on auditing the federal reserve and bringing back the Gold Standard.  He also went on Vermont and New Hampshire TV.

Late October-Carolla appears on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and and start campaigning in Maine on bipartisan, free market values and balancing the budget

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Carolla campaign ad
Not Another (Airs in all 50 states)

For 8 years a so called conservative ruled the White House and what happened?

Pointless wars just for oil


Massive deficits by a so called “economic conservative”


Massive NSA spying programs and the Patriot Act


30,000 classified emails lost And a record disapproval

What makes us this that we want another Bush?


The Republicans need someone new and that person is Adam Carolla.


He will fight for a lower fairer tax system energy independence , a balence budget, smaller goverment and a well respected milltary.. 

He will stick to his word and so should you.

Adam Carolla for President is responsible for the nature of this advisement and they apporve this messages

Adam Carolla 2012 a Different Kind Of Republican

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Carolla campaigns in New Hampshire on trade

Carolla:If I am elected president the era the economic surrender will be over.  We will never surrender this country or any country of that matter or people to the song of Globalism.

Another thing killing jobs is these so called free trade agreements like NAFTA and CAFTA

They are not free trade what so ever. They are indeed the opposite of Free trade and have resulted in losing jobs to Mexico and China and to big corporations.  

I visited people in Iowa and here in New Hampshire who’s jobs and living were destroyed over these deals and how we Americans should should take a second look at what we have done. Those hard good paying jobs were killed and got sent to another country only this time it’s made in worse conditions than before.

And as President in my first week I will repeal every one of these major so called “free trade”  trade deals and give those jobs to Americans again and make sure we end up having the upper hand in them.

If you are a foreign power and you want to weaken Amercia you couldn’t do better than Obama,Biden or Bush and the Democrats economic agenda.

Under this so called free trade organizations people like the Chinese get richer and the Americans get poorer.
The Skyscrapers went up in Beijing  and other cities in the country while the factories and neighborhoods here especially in Concord and Manchester crumbled right here.

When we abandon the policy of Amercia first we then started rebuilding other countries instead of our own.

However when and if I become president the era of Economic freedom and Americanism will begin.

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Response from Adam Carolla campaign

Mr Perry’s remarks are strictly untrue and ironic.  Carolla is fighting for a conservative cause like defunding Planned Parenthood and taking the goverment out of people’s lives. 

While Bush when he was Govenor of Florida got goverment into abortion and healthcare many times just like what happened with Terri Schiavo

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Carolla campaigns in Manchester Vermont in his tax plan

Well this is just the first of a series I am doing so you ain’t see nothing yet people.  Yes our tax code hasn’t been reformed for almost 30 years. The Republicans not all but some haven’t even cared yet about putting in such a system and yet there they are acting like a typical politician just saying this to get elected.

Well hear me out now . I live in California one of the most Tax happy states in the country and just look at our roads and infrastructure  they still look broken yet Govenor Brown and Gray Davis back in the day  tells us that all those taxes we are spoused to pay will help with that system and I don’t see it. It’s still the same old broken roads that Brown promised that he would fix and so far he has done nothing.

Our state has tripled our deficit and our government still has result to tax after tax after tax. And that’s what I feel Barrack Obama and the Democrats is doing.
You guys in New Hampshire have it so good!!

So I don’t see the problem with people keeping more of their own money while the Democrats act like its some act of terror or something.

I also plan to cut the corporate tax by 20-30% so we can finally get the upper hand in  competition with other countries and make sure we are a great place to trade with  and do business in.

I also mentioned that I would put in a balanced budget amendment which is much needed.  Obama and the Democrats love to tax working businesses and people and they use that money to go overboard on spending in which we can so close to being in 20$ trillion dollars in debt.

This won’t happen not on my watch!!

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Carolla campaign schedule

Early October:Carolla campaigned in New Hampshire on trade reform and his big tax cut and went on down to Occupy Wall Street and prompted a peaceful protest.

Mid October:Carolla went to Manchester and watched the minor league baseball team the New Hampshire Fisher Cats win their league the Eastern League championship. Carolla also campaigned close to the stadium on healthcare and agriculture. 
Carolla also mostly campaigned with Ron Paul around the area of Manchester

Late October:Carolla campaigned on marijuana legalization and the flip flops of candidates like Jeb Bush.
Also he touched on the issue of free enterprise and why he is the best candidate for it. He campaigned once again in New Hampshire but now in Vermont.

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Carolla debate answers part 1.
Question 1: A quite standard issue with the Republican Party is the issue of abortion. Where do you stand on this, and would you consider changing current laws to achieve this?

I don’t think the real problem here is what I think it’s what is really going on. I am pro life however I do that if you want a abortion than you should get one just don’t make me pay for it.

Carolla:I want goverment out of abortion completely.  I should not be paying any taxpayer dollars in order so someone I don’t know can have a abortion.  The goverment also should not keep going deeper and deeper into debt with the massive spike in Planned Parenthood spending and funding which I think shouldn’t be mandatory for taxpayers to pay for ya know?   As President one of the ways I will balence the budget is by defunding Planned Parenthood so that not only that the goverment saves a lot more to spend on so that we can focus on different things like modernizing the Milltary and help build NASA. And that the taxpayer saves a lot more of their hard earned cash in their check.

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Carolla debate answers part 2
Question 2: Recently, there have been a number of protests over the idea of income inequality, called the "Occupy Wall Street" protests. What do you believe the Republican Party and America as a whole should do to try and address this?
Carolla:Well around last month I went and spoke at the protests and I gave my thoughts by saying I understand the frustrations and the problems  however I think they should protest more peacefully rather than the violence ones they are doing out there.

These corporations are private in name only. They get bigger and more corrupt by the government. By special lobbying and tax loopholes and kickbacks. Just look at the banks and pharmaceutical companies. Don’t tell me that aren’t owned by our government and special interests or simply they have bought them.

That was the problem in 2008 we had a Candidate in this party who was bought and sold for by Goldman Sachs and EilLily groups like that. And the Democrats funny enough claim to fight against this yet you got Barack Obama is basically everything that he fought against in 2008.  We have lobbyists and Wall Street men and woman in there but people thought he was still fine and dandy because he seemed cool while dancing on the Ellen show so that just flows over their head!!

As President I will fight to get lobbying and lobbyists out of our governments and our campaigns.

3.I do think President Bush is a nice guy however he Presidency was far from perfect.  He tripled the deficit, He started unconstitutional spying programs that violate the 4th amendment, started the TSA,Got us into pointless and seems to be endless wars like Iraq, Lied about WMDs and went against his free market principles with his whole bank and GM bailouts. 
He did do good things however like what he did in Africa and he was able not to cave to the Democrats when came to renewing the Assault Weapon ban however that’s not enough to make me want another Bush in the White House.  Does this country need 4 more years of a Bush? That is the same answer to the question does America want 4 more years of a Obama that is of course a big fat NO.

4.It’s time for someone new to take this torch which is Amercia and carry it over to someone who isn’t a fat cat in Washington or some career politician and give it to someone who can bring new light into this country and carry it all the way into prosperity and greatness. And let that flame of human liberty just fly and fly while that flame of crony corrupt Washington politics just put it out with a extinguisher .  I’m ready to take on the Washington Machine and defeat it!
Thank you Iowa,Thank you CNN,Thank you people watching,Thank you moderators and thank you most of all the people in the crowd watching here and that are listening to my message!  Good night!!!

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Carolla campaigns in Nevada on Immigration reform

There is a problem and it’s a big one that no one seems to talk about. That is the problem of illegal immigration.  We need to build a fence across the Mexican border so that we can prevent people who try to come over here illegally and who are not documented can not sneak it.  More illegal immigrants have came in through our border into our country ever since Obama took office.  His attempts of taking on the issue has been weak and failures. 

Since he became president he  allowed a surge in illegal immigrants that come in here and take over our jobs and our companies and keep more Americans out of work. 

As President we will strengthen our border and make sure that no one gets into this country without breaking the law. Thank you!

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Carolla campaigns on Right to Work In Nevada

Well I support right to work I think it’s it will help out Labor Unions and Unions in general.  Look I feel your pain also coming from a poor family.  I’ve talked to these people in Nevada and Iowa where I campaigning on reforming NAFTA and so called free trade.  I would love to see as President voluntary unions that are not restricted from big business telling them what to do.  I would love to see those people and their groups be freely to do whatever they want and prevent them from monopolies created by the government in the first place. And as President I will stop government controlled monopolies from getting into those unions and creating disasters.

As President I will put working families first over corporations!!

Now as for more on Right to Work here’s why I think it’s is good for our country.

The idea that Working Americans should be forced pay dues to a labor unions is just well plain Un Amercian. This act will remove from these provisions which gives union officials the power to corral workers and their money under union monopoly control. As President I will not add any restrictions to any existing law. Rather I will remove from labor law those provisions which give union officials control over Amercian workers who must either comply with the union bosses demands or else they will be fired.

So that is why I think Right to work is good for Amercian union and labor unions.

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Carolla schedule
Early December-Carolla campaigns with Arnold Schwarzenegger in Cailforina and Nevada on trade, getting lobbying money out of Politics and right to work.

Mid December-He appears on the talk show Conan and talks about plan to tackle Wall Street.

Late December:Campaigns with Ron Paul on balencing the budget and auditing the federal reserve in Cailforina and the border of Cailforina and Nevada.
He also talks about his Gold Standard plan and how it would bring healthy competition to the dollar and how it will totally help with the debt situation.

After that Carolla turns back home to LA and spends time with Family for Christmas and makes a social media video.

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Carolla campaign statement after Iowa

Thank you for everyone who came out and voted and supported us tonight.

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Carolla Campaign schedule

Early January-Carolla head down to Florida mainly the Central Florida area and talk about trade  and tax reform and meet with voters and supporters and also had brunch with them. Also he went down to the rual areas of Northern Florida to talk about how NAFTA has ruined working class Amercia and how he is the only Republican candidate against it.

Mid January:Carolla goes down to South Florida and talk about US Cuba relations, Opening up trade with Cuba,Campaigning  on ending the federal reserve with Ron Paul and try to attract Latino voters in the area of Miami.

Mid to Late January:Carolla talks about  on the Florida Georgia border reforming infrastructure,Reducing the corporate tax rate,He also talked about reforming immigration and how we thinks the National Guard should be more involved in US Mexico border.

Late January:Carolla went down to New Hampshire and campaigned on a flat tax and the abolishment of the IRS with Ron Paul,Rand Paul and Justin Amash.

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Carolla campaign statement

After the results in New Hampshire and South Carolina. It seems we have no path to the nomination so that means I am suspending my Presidental campaign for the Republican nomination.  However I will not endorse anyone and this is not the last you will see of me through this election.
 

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Carolla announces Third Party campaign
When I said I would drop out of the Republican race and said I wasn’t done I meant I wasn’t done trying to run for President as a matter of what I want to keep doing so that’s is why I am running for President again this time as a Libertarian!!!  It’s seem like the Republicans still haven’t learned their lesson from 2008 and the times of President Bush.   And the Democrats still seem to not learn their mistake and nominate another Obama like literally!!   It’s simple they care more about making money than putting out good candidates!!!  That’s is why I am running as a bipartisan and anti corporate candidacy to show Amercia what a true not bought and sold for candidate and actually one for the people.  Thank you!!