Forward? – A 2012 Election Game (Gameplay Thread)

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Carolla on social media

Chris Christie has hinted at tax hikes and has done a bad job of trying to disprove that.

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Carolla final update

Carolla campaigned in South Carolina one last time in Clemson and relaxed in his hotel room watching the results.

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Carolla debate answers part 1

1.What will your tax plan be like?
Carolla:Well I play to pretty much totally rewrite the tax code.  I am proposing a big slash in the income tax, A big slash in the corporate tax and make it around 20% so that we can complete and have a big edge in global markets, I have plan to get rid of all hidden taxes and fees. I plan a total repeal of the Death tax,the Estate tax,The Capital gains tax. The Medicare and social security tax. I also plan on a 15% flat tax rate on the income group. I propose 3 brackets, 10% 20% 30%. I also plan on a 85% tax cut on the gas tax.
Also I plan on abolish the IRS. I find it unconstitutional and the whole thing and it’s history just makes me sick. Also I will repeat this against from last debate. Chris Christie has admitted to tax hikes and it’s not just once.

I have people saying that my plan is the most conservative out of all the Republican candidates. Yes even Ron Paul’s no offense to him.

2.Who will you endorse if you don’t get the nomination?

Carolla:Well I have no idea yet since I have no plan to drop out anytime soon. But I definitely will prob be Ron Paul. I wouldn’t endorse Hillary Clinton,Joe Biden or Chris Christie that’s all I can say.  Biden and Clinton will be lucky to be mediocre and well with Christie I see him being a meh average president.

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Carolla debate answers part 2
1.To All: Do you believe our climate is warming, and if so, do you believe that humans share at least some of the responsibility?

Carolla:Well I think yes the climate is changing and that’s a problem. However here’s the thing that goes over people’s shoulders.  The people leading this whole climate change movement are a bunch of hypocrites who don’t do what they preach.  Al Gore may preach about what he thinks is the problem yet he goes around with his gas fuel car and jet airliners giving these types of speeches and don’t  go around on electric cars or solar power run vehicles.  They are who they preach against.  Which leads me into this they don’t care about what they preach and they use it in order for control and so they can have money.

But as for what I think. The government such as the EPA are ruining our environment and ruining our climate.  If we need to stop this threat of climate change then the Amercian people need to do it not the government.

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Carolla debate answers part 3

Carolla:We gonna reform our ties with Pakistan. They might be aillies with us however and we might arm with them however at the same time they are arming groups that have ties to Bin Laden.  Some we know and we don’t bother to do anything about it and others to be fair we don’t know about.

If we want to get Bin Laden with their help we got to I repeat to be alert on who we are targeting, How we are arming and how we are going to get Bin Laden.

I will try my very best to fix and make our ties with Pakistan stronger and more stable.

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Carolla campaign update
Carolla campaigned on energy independence, the space program and promote my his tax plan was the best in his rallies in Florida.

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What Carolla did part 1.5

Carolla went back on TV and had a interview with Fox News via phone and a interview with WTFV 9 in Orlando.

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Carolla campaigns on energy independence in Jacksonville
Now this might not be a well popular thing for the Republicans but that doesn’t really bother me.   
As I go around this state of Florida I see a whole bunch of ways of energy power.   From oil to coal and from that to solar.

I think our economy will boom coal and solar energy start completing with each other.  As President I will fight for clean coal I will cut regulations on coal and solar energy. I will cut taxes on solar and coal business.  I’ve talked with not just you coal miners out here in Jacksonville and I talked with you about your struggles and what this administration has done with coal and how it has tossed you over.

I have talked to solar energy workers out here too. Telling them my plan and them saying to me Hey this is a great plan I am all for it.   

We are losing a energy war to China and a few other countries and we don’t want to be losing any longer!!
*Crowd cheers and chants Carolla*

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What Carolla did part 2
Carolla campaigned in the working class areas of Florida in order of trying to win back the working class votes from the people who voted Obama in 2008.

Carolla also in a rally in Yubor City said he would not drop out of the race and that he might take it to the Convention.

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Carolla campaign statement response to Chris Christie’s health emergency
While we have had our disagreements. I am very saddened by the news of Mr Chrsitie’s Heart attack.
Me and my family wish the best of luck for him during this time.

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What Carolla did part 1
Carolla went out to Nevada and try to show the people how fillmiar He is too the state of Nevada and also tried to reach out to former Jones supporters and tried to show himself as the most libertarian candidate in the race.

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Carolla campaigns in Nevada on the tax code

Now I see people on the Democratic side and even with more well more moderate Republicans that the we should have a Tax rate above 33%!  That’s is bogus and let me tell you why.  A study by a bunch of well known and trusted economists and before you say it yes it’s a bipartisan group of both liberal and conservative economists.  Even they agreed with the fact and the truth that is if the code on anything and on anyone goes about 33% that would be a horrible thing to the economy!  President Obama thought that was a good idea to do that in a time of  recession!  

As President I will make sure every single tax and fee in this country will be either gone or under 33%!!

But then again they prob will already be gone!! *laughs*

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Carolla debate answers.

1.What is the greatest threat America faces in the world and how will you tackle it?
North Korea is our biggest threat to us and our allies.  They play dumb but they know exactly what they are doing. Not only are they threatening us they are a threat to our Asian allies such as South Korea and Japan. And they are on a quest for domination of the Pacific.

And they perhaps could not us attack us like litterly they could sneak attack us. They could start cyber warfare with us. Our computers need to be locked and loaded and prepared for something like this cause something tells me that they are they type of people that would do such a thing.

2.The financial recession in 2008 is seen as a major weakness to the Republican Party. How will you prevent another crash?

Well we need to go after Wall Street. All these other politicians I see in DC say they will be tough on Wall Street however they just end up lying because they are controlled by those same people. We saw this with Obama in 2008. And whille I think Occupy Wall Street has gotten out of control I still stand with the message. We need also to abolish the Federal Reserve. It is prob the reason why we are still in this mess. These bankers and firms love chaos they love looking at normal people who have normal lifes and jobs and love to just look at their sad faces that desperately need help and they just laugh at it. They just laugh and laugh until they pass out!!!

Also we spend too many on so many programs.  The more we spend the more the deficit goes up and more the debt goes up too.  As President I will fight for a balence budget amendment to make sure that Washington doesn’t spend more that they can.

3.This question comes from the audience: I own a small gardening business in Kansas. How will you, as President, help my small business?

Well I am pretty sure you have a nice business and you have a nice life going for you.  As President I plan on cutting the corporate tax rate and make sure that Small Businesses pay less and that you make more and create healthy competition between small businesses.

I want to reform our so called free trade aggrements I will try to at least make sure deals like WTO NAFTA and CAFTA are fairer to Amercian businesses and workers and their families.  I am for free trade however we don’t have free trade!! We still have tariffs and restriction trade with countries. Which hurts Americans when it comes to getting cheaper goods with our biggest friends.  So yes I have a good plan for you and your business.

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Democratic Debate in Detroit Michigan


Hi im Anderson Cooper and welcome to the CNN Democratic debate live here in Detroit Michigan between Senator Hillary Clinton and Vice President Joe Biden.

Give us your opening statements

Question 1:Since Detroit is the called the Motor City for a reason and is still in other ways a town full of industries. However in 2008 this town crashed and so did the Industries with it.  Now President Obama however in 2009 was able to saved the industry from total collapse with his bailouts. However still not all the problems are gone. As President how do you plan on making Detroit and perhaps the  the thriving town it once was?

Question 2:Some people and candidates have talked about trade reform such as what is the future of NAFTA,CAFTA and WTO which even here some people have considered that these deals have ruined places like Detroit and working class families?  What would you do to make sure to make Amercia the best place to trade with?

3.To both candidates. Both of you have been in the senate for a while. Mr Biden of course was a veteran. If you were elected in December how would you work with a Republican majority in both the House and the Senate?

4.Since Russ Feingold exit progressives are struggling to find a candidate in this election. Senator Clinton and Vice President Biden tell us why you are the best candidate for progressives to support?

5.To Senator Clinton. People have noticed your opinions on topics like gay marriage, NAFTA and Wall Street have changed since your days in the White House. People have called them flip flops. Can you please explain what happened and why you changed them?

6.To Vice President Biden. While Obama is still a popular president in a way he stills to some has been seen as a letdown. If elected will you try to carry on where Obama succeeded and try to finish what he started or would you act like a different person and president?

Closing statements

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Carolla responds to Rick Santorum in Tacoma Washington

So Mr Santorum decided to make a ad attacking me and slandering me as someone who can’t do the job done!!
*Crowd boos*
Well Rick the great President Reagan and Eisenhower weren’t career politicians and they still ended up winning big in their own  elections!   And Rick I am just as Amercian as you are. I vote I have the same rights as you, I pay taxes and bills  I have a wife and kids just like you! This isn’t a joke this time I am not trying to be funny this time!!!

So what makes you think I cant go out and do what I have been doing almost the past year whille you can?

I’m not the same guy you saw on The Man Show or the same guy who voiced Spanky Ham on Drawn Together! So obviously you don’t separate from acting and being a actual person!

I don’t know about you but I am running to President not running to slander fellow opponents.

*Crowd cheers*

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What Carolla did

Carolla got his wife to campaign for him later in Nevada and Washington whille start to expand his campaign into Colorado and Minnesota in which he promised as President in his first week he would legalize marijuana everywhere.

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Carolla Q&A in Minneapolis Minnesota
Question 1:I see that you are different than other Republicans in this race. Tell me what are they and why that isn’t a problem.
Carolla:Well I have said I will go hard on Wall Street. Whille I do believe in free enterprise and the free market I do believe that there should be a revised version of Glass Steagall. Now im not saying it will be like the old one but I do think Wall Street shouldn’t  And the big banks and businesses shouldnt get special privileges or tax breaks whille the lower income people suffer and whille the upper income people  gain the system. 
And people need to know is that these corporations get greedy and get powerful because of the government. There is goverment involvement within these big corporations.

Question 2:How will you deal with Planned Parenthood?

I said it before and say it again the goverment and the tax payer should not pay for abortions if they don’t want to. I believe that it’s their personal choice on what they want to have and that they shouldn’t force someone else to pay it.

We will save a bunch of money if we cut funding to planned parenthood in not just Washington but your tax dollars.

Question 3:I have seen people on this side saying that they will balence the budget however they seem to go overboard on Milltary spending how will you deal with that?

Well I will not cut Milltary Spending as President however I won’t do overboard on it you know.  We shouldn’t  invest 100$ trillion dollars on something we are only going to use if we get into like this major conflict with someone like China or Russia which I think will start World War III. Whille I am for a strong and safe military I am also for a strong and safe budget for this country.