Forward? – A 2012 Election Game (Gameplay Thread)

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Carolla campaigns in Florida on NASA next to Kennedy Space Center


One of my earliest memories ever was in 1969 watching with my family the moon landing and Neil Armstrong setting foot on the moon and being amazed with that imagination on what we have accomplished and how really how far we our advantage was against the Soviets.

However in the recent years President Obama has cut NASA spending so that he can have enough troops to go to war with and unfortunately had decided to end spending and the program all together for

However as president I will bring new light into NASA and new hope into the program of manned missions

As President I will rebuild NASA’s manned program and work on history in the  American aerospace industry with getting the first man on Mars by the 2030s and bring back the Moon program where we shall complete the dream to built moon colonies and explore life beyond this blue dot.

*Crowd cheers*

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Carolla campaigns back in Nevada in mid October on free enterprise

President Obama is leading us on a road to Corporate Socalism. It’s said but true.  He has chewed and spit on the system of Free Enterpise the system which founded this country and made it great.

He doesn’t care about hard working families like I have seen up here in Nevada. *The crowd cheers*
He doesn’t care about small businesses and people struggling to find work.  It was all just one big act for him to get elected!

What he puts first are corporations,Special interests, his donor and the people at the top. 
He gives the little people the a small piece of the pie while he gives those people one gigantic piece.

I can say the same thing about Hillary Clinton. *Crowd boos at her too* and Mitt Romney *Crowd boos hardsr*  However there is a choice for workings families and small businesses and that is the person talking to you right now *Crowd cheers*

As President I will embrace the free market and free enterprise values that were founded and made this country great and we are going to do that again.

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Carolla campaign update part 3

Carolla campaigned on tax reform in in the later stage of November in New Hampshire and Vermont and on Foreign Policy in Iowa in the final days.

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Carolla campaign on promising to cut taxes
It airs in all 50 states
I’m Adam Carolla and I approve this message

Obama:"I didn't raise taxes once. I lowered taxes over the last two years,"

Voiceover:No Mr President you did raise them.


As soon as took office he signed legislation raising taxes on cigarettes and other tobacco products.

He also in that same year signed the health care law which includes taxes on indoor tanning that went into effect last year.

And that’s just the start.  The new health care law also includes a tax on people who decide not to have health insurance, as an incentive for them to get coverage. The tax phases in gradually, starting in 2014. By 2016, the tax would be $695 per uninsured person up to a maximum of three times that amount, or $2,085.

And that’s one of the reasons we need to repeal Obamacare

More significantly, the health care law includes new taxes starting in 2013. Individuals who make more than $20,000 and couples that make more than $20,000 will see additional Medicare taxes of 0.9 percent. They will also, for the first time, have to pay Medicare taxes on their investment income at a 3.8 percent rate.

For shame Mr President.

However Adam Carolla will not raise taxes

He will make our tax code the simplest in the modern world.  No more unnecessary and hidden fees and taxes on business and the American people. He will abolish the IRS and make your tax sheets short and simple

That is just another reason why Carolla is a Different Kind Of Republican.

This ad has been paid for by Americans for Carolla.

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Carolla’s final campaign update

Carolla returned from campaign to have Thanksgiving with his family back in Los Angeles.

He then campagined return to California on November 30 to campaign on foreign policy.

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Statement from Carolla campaign on Ann Romney’s health

While me and Govenor Romney have our differences. I will put that aside and say to him sorry for what is happening to you.

I wish the best of luck to you and our wife who we hope gets better.

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Carolla debate closer

Before I sign off for the night I want you Amercia to think of me. Not as the man who hosts the Adam Carolla Show. Not as the man on Crank Yankers or on the Man Show. And definitely not as the man who voiced Spanky Ham on Drawn Together. 

I want you to think of me as just another American who wants real change to this country and wants government to be smallest as it can be.  A Amercian that is just like you. A Amercian that wants a balanced budget so we don’t spend this country to death, A Amercian that wants to lead this country towards peace and strength, A Amercian who wants affordable healthcare and a Amercian who wants his country to be the best place to go to and work in and be free.

Thank you all.

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Carolla endorsed by Art Laffer in New Hampshire


Good day New Hampshire!  I come here to endorse Adam Carolla. As the person who designed  Reaganomics who helped get Amercia out of the dark times of the late 70s. Which boomed the economy throughout the 80s.  I come out here through this time of Economic darkness that Adam Carolla is the best man for the economy!!  His economic plan would make President Reagan smile and want to shake his hand

He will cut taxes for everyone person and income and every business and their income.  He will cut wasteful spending enough so that this country doesn’t spend itself to death.

And I am telling you if you want to get out and save the economy go out and vote for Adam Carolla!!

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Adam Carolla in a New Hampshire Q&A town hall in Manchester

Question 1:Mr Carolla what do you think of Ron Paul and what are your differences between him you?

Carolla:I respect Congressman Paul I think he has been a fighter or Liberty in Congress throughout the years. However on some social issues he is a little bit extreme. And no this isn’t a attack on Paul I am just wondering why he has apologized for the newsletters he put out in the late 70s and early 80s and him wanting to not vote for the Civil Rights act of 1964 you know.

I strongly condemn those things.   I get called a Moderate Republican and that’s fine to me.  Now Chris Christie is no moderate. So yes I don’t mind being called a Libertarian, Populist  and Moderate Republican. Now I do put myself on some issues with the Tea Party such as the economy and immigration.

However beside those things I have no problem with the man himself.

Question 2:Mr Carolla what are your views on President Obama dropping out of the race?

Carolla:Well im kinda sad because I wanted to beat him *He laughs* But I am mostly glad cause that’s prove that he was and is a weak leader and a total failure who got nothing done in his presidency. He makes Jimmy Carter look like George Washington by comparison and that is saying something.

And Biden? That’s putting salt on the wound. He’s not good enough for the Democrats to keep the White House he just sat their on the sidelines as he watched this presidency fail.

Hillary Clinton I will would be worse. She is corrupt to the bone and some of the stuff she has said sends shiver down my spines. Does anyone know of the story of the Tacoma Bridge? Well it was spouse this perfect bridge that was built in the 40s in Tacoma Washington however a few months later furious wind knock it down into millions of pieces and I feel like that’s what has happen to Obama’s Coalition.

It was spouse be this popular and nothing could stop it powerhouse but look at it now we are now seeing it crumble into millions of pieces.

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Carolla campaign answers

1.Mr. Carolla, you've spoken at length in Florida about NASA and reviving the Space Program, an issue that, while strongly attractive to many, has also brought criticism from some fiscal-conservative voters due to the spending that would be necessary. So how would you pay for these proposals?

Carolla:Well you got to remember  President Eisenhower was able to balence the budget in 1957 and still able to create NASA and President Nixon was able to balence the budget in 1969 and we still got to the moon.  
NASA goes under the category of defense and our defense spending has seen massive cuts in 2009 and 2010 and NASA is one of those programs. To my doubters think about this.

If we get rid of spending on things that are a total waste like Common Core or the Department Of Education in general which I feel has made education worse in this country  and save money that we usually give to other countries. And if rewrite our tax code back to like what it was before the 1860s which means no IRS.
That would be enough to balence the budget and be able to get our NASA goals accomplished.

Now I have gotten complaints from both sides.  One side says we need those government programs like the Education Department, Homeland Security and the EPA cause they were responds to a growing problem in this country. And I say to that they made those problems worse!!  Have you ever gone to a airport and been checked by those Homeland agents? You can’t bring in a soda bottle made of plastic cause somewhere in the back of their minds they think it will be used as a weapon.  You can’t bring in things like soap or peanut butter. How is that a threat to security?

Then you got the EPA where they have admited that they have many times put chemicals in the air like in 2005 where 9 states reported that there was Mercury in the air and that it was the fault of the EPA.

As for the financially conservative people. No need to worry. I have well respected economists on my side. You can go to my website and you will see you got people like Thomas Sorwell and the famous and the man behind the Reagan Economic miracle Arthur Laffner on my side. He is also campaigning for my economic plans in Iowa and New Hampshire as of now

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Carolla debate questions part 2
1.- With the sentence of former Governor Rod Blagojevich the issue of corruption in government has gained some significant exposure, particularly as the nation seeks answers and solutions. What would you say is the current level of corruption in America, and what would you do to address it?

Carolla:It doesn’t matter what party he was. Corruption is corruption and he get what he deserved.

However he is just one of the many people in this swamp know as Congress.  You got one of the most corruption field places with the most corrupt people perhaps in all of Amercia. 

They lie,slander and cheat their way into office and I thought Amercians would finally wake up to this when Obama gave you false hope and more the same!!

And the stupidest thing is that we keep re-elected these people and in all honestly it isn’t our entire fault. It’s something called Gettymarring and that is the reason why these people keep getting elected and no one is doing anything about it!

As President I will work on the issue of voter fraud and gettymarrying and work on a wave to get people in positions in Congress or Senate that actually work for the people and not their donors.

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Carolla campaign debate answers part 3
3.One of the apparent disadvantages of the Republican Party at the moment is the legacy of the Bush Presidency, which while improving somewhat in numbers remains unpopular among the public. What is your personal view of the Bush years?

Carolla:Well there was some good but it was mostly bad.  The Bush Cheney years made us a even more unpopular country.  Nobody would wanted to be friends with us. All over false claims of WMDs in a country we already had invaded a decade prior and all over so that we could get their oil fields. We ran on a defend Bush campaign in 2008 and we lost big time.
Republicans lost most of our well known voter bloc and we lost states like Indiana and North Carolina and almost Missiouri and Montana.  Now if that doesn’t give a wake up call to the Republicans this election cycle and you go with someone like Christie who is another neocon then we will four more years of a Democrat in office.  We need someone new as a nominee in 2012 and I think I am that person.


Also how Bush abandoned free market principles when it came to the 2008 bailouts and did the worst possible thing and got the government involved and made it worse.

I could go on and on how bad the Bush years were and how they have destroyed the Republican Party.

And the Patriot Act I honestly gave a chance cause in all honesty I was fooled into believe he was a good president in 2001 however the Patriot Act has been awful to Amercians.  What major terrorist attack has it stopped? I will wait. We still have the DC snipers, We still had Fort Hood, We still had the LAX shooting back in 2002 just to touch on a few. As President I will in my first days revoke the Patriot Act.

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Carolla campaign update

Carolla campaigned in Iowa with experienced and well respected economists over his balence budget bill  and tax cuts to appeal to Financial conservatives early on in December.

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Carolla campaign closing comments
I don’t exaggerate when I say I see nearly 10,000 people at my rallies.  Cause I know there are a lot of people who know and want my message.

If you look at polling you would see that I pull better and beat both Biden and Clinton not just in national polling but in swing states like Ohio,Colorado,Florida and New Hampshire.  It’s pretty obvious after the fake hope we got after 2008 that Amercia shouldn’t trust a career politician for change. They should trust someone who has the guts to challenge and go toe to toe with the Washington establishment and the agenda of Obama and who ever the next Democratic nominee is.  I don’t take any money from donors or Super PACs rather I rather see donations from my website Carolla2012.com than a half a million dollar check from Goldman Sachs or Pfizer.  

So at the end of the day if you want a better Amercia then vote for Adam Carolla.  Thank you and good night

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Carolla campaign update 2
Carolla went back to California and Nevada from December 8-15th campaigning on reforming the Patriot Act and auditing the federal Reserve.  Congressman Dana Rohrabacher would open up for Carolla in front of about almost 10,000 people on most of these rallies in which he called Adam Carolla “The next Ronald Reagan”

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Carolla campaigns in Iowa on bring back the Gold Standard
The Gold Standard will reduce inflation and give good competition for the dollar.  Studies show that if we bring back the Gold Standard we would reach 4% Economic growth. It will fight and defeat of raising prices on goods and services and it will help us save Social Security and Medicare. It’s not perfect however it’s better than what we got. In barring of a economic rescission or crash it will come in real handy.

Now to you young folks in the crowd. The repeal of the Gold Standard extended the Great Depression however you are never told about that in school. 

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Instant Carolla campaign update in Iowa
Mr Donald Trump dropped out of the race and endorsed Adam Carolla in Cedar Rapids Iowa in which he said “Adam Carolla is the best man to beat Crooked Hillary Clinton,No Name Russ Feingold and Crazy Joe Biden”
Trump ended the speech by yelling a famous Reagan campaign slogan in that Adam Carolla will “Make Amercia Great Again”.

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Carolla debate response to Chris Christie

Mr Christie I have the most up most respect for the Milltary.  I’ve had family members who have fought in the toughest times for Amercia. From the First World War, World War II Korea and Vietnam. I’m sorry but just because it has the title “Patriot” in it doesn’t make it patriotic.  Here’s some good research that’s supports my view.
In 2006, the Military Commissions Act was put into place to expand upon what the Patriot Act covers, and widens the definition of "illegal enemy combatant" to include US citizens as well.

Simply put this So without waiting for any sort of investigation of what had just happened, and with Congress in a panic, DOJ came to Capitol Hill with a list of powers it said it needed to fight terrorism. Congress passed it while Ground Zero was still smoldering.

Because Congress was in a rush to pass something quickly, they didn't take much time to examine or debate the bill. They didn't notice that:

Few of the provisions limited themselves to terrorism; Patriot Act powers have since been invoked in all sorts of cases. Take, for instance, the "sneak and peek" warrant, where the government doesn't have to tell the target about the search. In 2013, 51 sneak and peek warrants were issued for terrorism cases, while 9,401 sneak and peek warrants were issued for drug cases. Drugs are bad, sure, but they have nothing to do with terrorism—and Congress had previously rejected sneak-and-peek for drug cases.

A lot of provisions included gaping loopholes. For instance, Section 215 was intended to allow the government to get secret warrants to search business records relevant to a terrorism investigation. One would think that the government would have to show some sort of reasonably strong connection to a specific investigation—but that wasn't actually stated in the law, and so the government used it to get secret warrants for things like "records of every single phone call made by any Verizon customer", since some of those calls might someday be relevant to an investigation of a terrorist.

The government actually had all the information it needed to prevent the attacks; it just couldn't put it all together before it was too late, but Congress didn't know about that until long after the Patriot Act passed. The 9/11 Commission wouldn't even be created for another year, and it took two more years to release its final report. The Patriot Act was basically a complete guess at what might have stopped the attacks—and now that we have more information, that guess looks like it was totally wrong.

And now that we've had the Patriot Act for 10 years, we know that, in practice, these powers don't really help us with terrorism cases. The FBI can't point to a single major terrorism case they cracked because of it.
So in short, I oppose the Patriot Act because it was an opportunistic power grab which ultimately did nothing to address terrorism or the failure to stop the 9/11 attacks.
It’s not that I hate the Milltary, I just want peace.

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Carolla campaign update

Carolla campaigned back in the Pacific through mid to late December on brining back the Federal Reserve and the Gold Standard.
Carolla also campaigned on the issue of bringing peace to the Middle East and Amercia.

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Debate Response

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That's not true Mr Carolla. As the person who was personally running the case, I know for a fact that the Fort Dix case used the Patriot Acts amendment to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, to get a wiretap on the suspect. But lets look at what the FBI Director, Robert Mueller, himself said

'' the PATRIOT Act has proved extraordinarily beneficial in the war on terrorism and has changed the way the FBI does business. Many of our counterterrorism successes, in fact, are the direct results of provisions included in the Act.''

You know I think we should trust the opinion of dedicated, career National Security officials on this one.

Carolla’s response:The 4th amendment! people The 4th amendment! That’s what is unconstitutional about it!!

It also has been reported to be caught spying on regular ordinary Amercians.  Would you still support the Patriot Act if you found out that a lot of your stuff you do I privacy they watch and record?

I don’t think that that’s the Founding Fathers when they founded this country had in mind.

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What Carolla did
After the holidays Carolla would go back on the Campaign stage in all 5 major states.
He would campaign with Donald Trump in Iowa and Mick Mulvaney in South Carolina as 2011 came to the end
Trump’s rallies would be notables for the nicknames he would give to the candidates like Crooked Hillary,Creepy Joe Biden, No Name Russ Fiendgold and Washed Up Wesley Clark.

The people in the crowd enjoyed Trump’s nickname for his opponents. Helping Carolla’s statement in the state.

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Adam Carolla campaign ad that airs in all 50 states
I’m Adam Carolla and I approve this message.
What do Chris Christie and the Democrats have in common?


They are both gun grabbers and want to take away your 2nd amendment rights.

As Govenor Christie sign laws that banned concealed carry laws and has tried to bring in a assault weapon ban similar to the one of 1994.

And throughout his political career Christie has avocated for less rights for people to carry firearms and trying to declare fees on guns throughout the state.

So much for conservative values Govenor.

However Adam Carolla will fight for right to bear arms. 


He will veto any law that promotes any sort of gun control and will fight for you second amendment rights.

Carolla believes that the 2nd amendment is a very important part of the US constitution and will make you still have your right for sport and self defense

Choose a different kind of Republican. Choose Adam Carolla

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Carolla responds to Chris Christie in a a rally in Reno Nevada

Mr Christie in his response basically confirmed that yes he is still for some sort of gun control *Crowd boos*
And you do know what a semi auto gun is right? The AR-15 is not some automatic rifle that is used in the milltary. It’s just another hunting and sport rifle right? I have seen and used it for target shooting.

I’m not saying oh we should legalize flamethrowers or Heavy machine guns I don’t think those are civilians friends.
What I am saying is I want to protect the rights for people to buy and own weapons that are legal that the Democrats want to restrict and ban.

*Crowd claps*

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Carolla campaigns in Des Monies Iowa on putting Amercia first

What happen to putting Amercia First? It seems like for the almost two decade we have put other countries first rather than ours. Our government when it puts stuff in like NAFTA or any of these so called “Free trade” agreements in action turn out to help out other countries like China and Mexico. And whille corporations get ahead hard working Amercians fall back and get poorer.

As President we will put Amercia first and put in not a “New World Order” That plays world police but a “New Amercian Order” that plays let’s put Amercia First and no one else in that same position.

*Crowd cheers and shout Carolla*

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Adam Carolla on Charlie Rose

CR:Mr Carolla. Thank you joining us. Recently the Republican establishment has attacked us calling you a C list actor who doesn’t know what he is doing how do you respond?

AC:Well I rather be a has been actor than someone who is corrupt like the DC Swamp *he laughs* truth be told their  words don’t hurt. I’ve been called worse than a C or D list actor. You are called worse when you are not someone who supports Obama or wants Hillary Clinton or Biden to be elected this upcoming election. And people think all of Hollywood is like that and no it is not. There are outsiders who don’t obey the whole liberal stereotype of the city. We are kinda like rebels you know *He laughs again*

So no it’s gonna take more than insults like that to take me down.

CR:You have criticized President Obama’s but you said Hillary Clinton was worse please explain?

Well President Obama is weak and too easy to go against. Hillary Clinton there is so many levels of corruption and she will not stop till she becomes president. We can talk about the things she calls “conspiracy theories” however the list is too long and it would take days for them to name it all.

CR:What does your slogan a Different Kind Of Republican mean?

Well its because my candidacy is not a typical Republican campaign like Chrstie’s it’s something different. As a matter of that it’s difficult from a Bush or a McCain or anyone else.  I like to study how Ronald Reagan was able in 1980 to run and win with that such a different campaign than say Bush Nixon or Ford.

I’m not saying I’m the Ronald Reagan of 2012 granted there are similar things. Like his slogans from both the 1980 and 1984 campaign are both alike. We have both have slogans that strive a better Amercia in the current climate of the country. I think we are reliving the election of 1980 all over again and if history does repeat we are going to see something big.