Arizona vs Florida

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The only things Florida has that Arizona doesn't are swamps and beaches. The swamps are full of giant lizards that will kill you, and the beaches are full of tourists. Some of whom will also kill you.

Arizona has:

• beautiful mountains and scenic vistas
• saguaros (as mentioned above) and lots of other incredible and unique flora
• dry heat
• THE GRAND CANYON
• actual cowboys
• roadrunners
• the Meat Puppets
• an easy-to-reach name from dropdown lists when filling out forms
• a cool flag

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old people and hot suck

Your kids might read that and remember it in 50 years.