Is this really the most nagging problem you have in life? Get some therapy before life throws something serious your way.
I thought you'd agree due to your talk about how much people in northern Mississippi hate Memphis and were offended by Cheney referring to their area as "Memphis".
Yeah, the people there live just across an imaginary line and think Memphis is so terrible. Meanwhile, they're flying out of the Memphis airport, wearing their University of Memphis tee-shirts and going to Grizzlies games. It's so obviously the same community. As a sidenote I do think the people down there are stupid for living in a suburb that was built right next to a slum. It kind of defeats the entire purpose of living the burbs.