Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[memphis]

The health comments I can understand.  I don't understand the childish comments.

In addition to the children style food, you're very often (always?) unwilling to follow through on your "plans." You don't seem to know yourself well enough to make good choices. And, even more than all of that, you frequently have hissy fits where you type in all caps that NOBODY CAN SAY OTHERWISE.

[memphis]

the lack of news regarding the big wal-mart expedition is particularly ominous...

Bagel Bites
Pop-Tarts
Lunchables
Smuckers Uncrustables
Trix
Chocolate Milk
2lbs of ground beef
Kraft singles
Kraft Mac n Cheese
Pediasure
Easy Bake Oven

Bushie got one of these?

I believe he requires assistence from his parents to use it though.
In other Update news: http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientists-discover-eating-serves-function-other-t,38230/

[memphis]

I thought watching tv this morning took the place of church. Why do you have to go tonight?

[memphis]

Bushie has a real gift for parroting company talking points. I hope he's half as good at actually doing his job.

[memphis]

Whatever you do, don't tell Mama Bushie that you used the stove. She'll be VERY unhappy!

[memphis]

An exclusive diet of bacon cheeseburgers and sodas doesn't provide a full range of vitamins?

[memphis]

I'm reminded of angus's epic review of BWW from a few months ago. That was a classic!

[memphis]

Bushie was on the V8 fusions years ago and Inks lectured him for spending money when plain tap water is (nearly) free.

[memphis]

I'm in my safe room, but I can actually hear the tornado and large hail outside...

Shenanigans! If you're close enough to hear a tornado, you and your building are RIP.

[memphis]

I'm in my safe room, but I can actually hear the tornado and large hail outside...

Shenanigans! If you're close enough to hear a tornado, you and your building are RIP.

I just had a tornado go 2 miles to my north and strong winds of 90 mph overhead and 2 miles to my south.  Moore is having another tornado again!

I don't doubt that you heard the wind blow.

[memphis]

Bush do you watch the clock at this job?

This is a reasonable job for a clockwatcher. There are no ongoing projects that need attention. You clock in, help people, and when it's time for the shift to be over, the shift is over, and you clock out. In our rush to condemn Bushie's failings, of which there are many, we may be overlooking how good of a fit this job may be for him.

[memphis]

I am starting to get some knowledge under my belt.

That's an unusual place to store knowledge.

Everything else is stored under my belt, so might as well make room for knowledge.

TMI, Bushie

[memphis]

Cranberry juice is low in sugar. That's why it also tastes awful, and is never sold straight, except sometimes in the "natural" section of the grocery. All that Ocean Spray stuff is only about 20% actual cranberry.

[memphis]

Protip: Fiber is what makes productive dumps. The more fiber, the better. Let's roll!

[memphis]

communion bread and grape juice.  (Baptists generally use grape juice instead of wine).

...

Baptists are strongly opposed to the beneficial cardiac effects of moderate alcohol consumption. When you eat and drink, everything must be unhealthy. Everything.

[memphis]

Baptist church is orderly and boring. Very much for little old ladies. It's the Pentacostals that go nuts.

[memphis]

Baptist church is orderly and boring. Very much for little old ladies. It's the Pentacostals that go nuts.

Lately a lot of Baptist churches have started going nuts too. A lot of them have a "traditional" service and a "contemporary" service each Sunday morning.

Nuts is a subjective thing. A "contemporary" Baptist service is more likely to feature a Christian rock band than speak in tongues.

[memphis]

Bushie not getting scheduled on Easter was just God showing off.

[memphis]

It is a little bit concerning that every single thing is super peachy at Bushie's job. No job is perfect. That Bushie tries to paint such a rosy picture all the time makes me think that he's hiding something. Bushie, name something about your job that is less than perfect. Anything.

[memphis]

It is a little bit concerning that every single thing is super peachy at Bushie's job. No job is perfect. That Bushie tries to paint such a rosy picture all the time makes me think that he's hiding something. Bushie, name something about your job that is less than perfect. Anything.

Maybe the problem isn't with Bushie, but with [redacted]. I mean, how much of a market could there really be for a grocery store like that in exurban Oklahoma? All they care about up there is getting their processed corn syrup for as cheap as possible. And they already have Walmart for that.

It'll start with them trying to reduce people's hours and then Jeff will start getting Sundays off and be happy about that. Then they'll start giving him Fridays off too and then, woohoo, three day weekend every weekend! And then one day he'll pull into the parking lot only to find that the lights are off and the place is completely shuttered and his last paycheck is mysteriously missing.

I disagree with this assessment. We don't have any [redacted]s in Jackson+suburbia, but the Fresh Market and Whole Foods are always packed. Fancy grocery stores are a gold mine in any sufficiently populated area.

Same here. There are a lot of people who fit Indy's description, and there are a lot who don't. Cities are extremely diverse. I look forward to the day that the Atlas notices.

[memphis]

I was backreading an old season and I found this:

1.  I will see the dietitian on Wednesday, July 10, 2013 at 13:00.
2.  I will come back with the same enthusiasm for Kenya like I did last year and I do now.
3.  I will plow through the CAD and be setting things up in Fort Worth a year from now.

Bushie's predictions are always sad to read. I belief he was supposed to be 150 lbs by now according to his 2013 weight projections.
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Forget 2013. Just last week, he was predicting that he would lose several pounds per shift. He should be well on his way just by that projection.

[memphis]

Google informs me that there is a [redacted] in OKC. Have they ever been to that location? Even just out of curiousity now that you work for the company?

[memphis]

1. Bushie, when you played your joke on your mother, how did you pronounce 1400? Did you say "fouteen hundred hours" or "fourteen o'clock" or what.
2. I know and frequently see people fatter than Bushie who are employed. The obesity is not the only issue, and Bushie does all the good, hardworking fat people a major disservice.
3. What are the odds that Bushie doesn't know what the job is that he applying for, only that it offers "unlimited opportunity!!!!!111"

[memphis]

Seriously Bushie. Don't let the Oklahoma Wind blow you from this job to a call center or to a scam. If there is something very specific to your experience at [Redacted] that just makes it an unbearable experience at least apply to another simple retail job where your odds of lasting a full year are vaguely within the realm of possibility. I stand by my pizza delivery suggestion. You get to sit most of the time in that job. But whatever, just make sure it's an actual job. Let's not have a repeat of the On Company or Rainbow Play Systems.

[memphis]

If you don't really it's an April Fools Day joke I'm not sure how you can claim to be smarter than Bushie.

... says the guy who can't string together a coherent sentence.

Touche.

But seriously, its an April Fools Day joke.

I don't think you know Bushie that well.