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memphis
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« on: April 04, 2013, 10:55:26 PM »
I very much do not like the ranch. I would just as soon put dog turds on a pizza as ranch dressing. That's Fear Factor territory.
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2013, 11:29:52 PM »
I suddenly remember a Hidden Valley commercial from my childhood. This Norman Rockwell-esque child is talking about how his whole family is trying to eat better. And so they're going to be eating lots of salad. With plenty of Hidden Valley ranch dressing. Reminds me of the Update.
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2013, 02:41:43 PM »
Quote from: bedstuy on April 05, 2013, 12:11:00 AM
Dear lord, I don't understand middle American food whatsoever.  Ranch dressing is vile. 

NYC needs to file a class action lawsuit against middle America for putting ranch on pizza and creating blueberry/cinnamon raisin bagels.
And you're more than welcome to keep your tongue sandwiches, thankyouverymuch.
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