Manchester Gorton candidates
Kemi ABIDOGUN (Christian Peoples Alliance)
Peter CLIFFORD (Communist League)
The Irrelevant Johnny DISCO (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Phil ECKERSLEY (UK Independence Party (UKIP))
George GALLOWAY (Independent)
David HOPKINS ((no ballot paper description))
M. Afzal KHAN (Labour Party)
Sufi Miah KHANDOKER (Independent)
Jess MAYO (Green Party)
Jackie PEARCEY (Liberal Democrats)
God I love British politics. A Monster Raving Loony would be a solid step up from Trump at this point.