These people would be starving to death if Democrats hadn't enacted this program.
Yeah, maybe they'd starve to death if they just sat around moping and waiting for the government to bail them out, instead of hunting and killing their own food like real men. People on food stamps are total pussies.
Well, in my zip code, if one intends to be at once impecunious and macho, that means nabbing assorted and sundry neighborhood pets for food. The pussy route might be a tad more practical come to think of it, as well as well, friendlier to domesticated animals.
