"Culturally the northern panhandle shares little in common with the Mormon eastern ID. The landscapes are pretty different, too."
Hey, Muon2, just why did you open this Pandora's Box? The Muon2 rules don't take cognizance of such perceived cultural divides. One man's cultural divide, is another man's band of brothers (with the differing opinions seemingly are almost always tied coincidentally enough to what happens to be the partisan preferences of the two chaps) Shame on you! Sin no more!
Just stick to you little roadie thing, and don't gild the lily this way is my best advice. Less is more.