Have you been in a county that voted for Trump this year?

[Torie]

No. My one long drive was from Columbia County to Provincetown, and all counties in Mass voted for Clinton, as did Columbia County. I have not yet driven across the Rip Van Winkle bridge to Greene County across the Hudson River this year, nor up to Albany which would require either going through Greene or through Rensselaer County, which went to Trump this year. Greene voted close to 2-1 for Trump.

[Torie]

On Friday, I entered Greene County, NY (a most benighted county which just oozes Trump from its every pore), and then after a respite in a safe zone from Trump (Ulster), entered Orange County - no, not the one that went for Clinton this time in CA, but the one in NY, which did. Those counties were but Trump county appetizers. Ensuing Trump county courses including Pike, and Carbon in PA, and then Hunterdon and Morris in NJ (with the intervening Clinton county safe zones of Monroe, Lehigh, Montco and Bucks in PA, Somerset, NJ),  and then after spending a night in Morristown, Bergen in NJ, and Rockland in NY, before finally reentering my safe zone home base of Columbia County).

[Torie]

Jesus Christ, Tory, how did you ever make it out alive?

My partner is as gentle as a lamb, but is a fierce looking 6'5" 240 pound Samoan, so he looks very dangerous.