People of the Republic of Atlasia vs. Ebowed and others

[Bacon King]

I am indeed representing both defendants.

[Bacon King]

I object to Wulfric, your honour, as I do not believe that he has the mental capacity to serve on a jury.

The defense concurs

[Bacon King]

Due to the deregistration of Turk, only Ebowed can be listed as a defendant in this case. Should Turk return at a later time, charges may be brought forward again.

I just saw this- I do not believe this is the case. The constitution clearly states Turk will be found innocent if his trial doesn't start within a month for any reason. Deregistration is a reason

[Bacon King]

Furthermore I object to Gully Foyle, who once called me a racist

[Bacon King]

Objection (for real) - Gully is a leading member of psuedo-terrorist organization Reality or Nothing (via the Trancendental Democrats), an ideological cult led by Attorney General Sibboleth himself. Given the close personal nature of their relationship I believe it would be a gross miscarriage of justice for Mr. Gully to serve on this jury.

[Bacon King]

I have just been informed that Justices oakvale and bgwah have recused themselves from this case. My client's constitutionally guaranteed right to judicially appeal the errors in this trial (some of which have already taken place!) has therefore been completely eliminated. Any decision or action taken by the Honorable Justice TJ would be heard by the Supreme Court... consisting solely of Justice TJ.

I move that this trial be immediately dismissed. I respect the Honorable Justice, but his actions here are taken with absolutely zero oversight or scrutiny which makes a farcical mockery of my client's right to appeal.

[Bacon King]

Given the obvious lack of a sufficient number of impartial jurors within the Pacific Region, making a fair trial impossible, I officially move for a Change of Venue (it is an available, even required, option for any trial judge under Atlasia's common law traditions).

[Bacon King]

Furthermore I demand to see the Grand Jury's indictment/presentment, which was Constitutionally required to bring my clients to trial, and which I'm sure the prosecution and Honorable Justice wouldn't have completely forgotten about (a simple url to the comments in question would be fine).

Per the Atlasian Constitution-

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[Bacon King]

Furthermore I demand to see the Grand Jury's indictment/presentment, which was Constitutionally required to bring my clients to trial, and which I'm sure the prosecution and Honorable Justice wouldn't have completely forgotten about (a simple url to the comments in question would be fine).

Per the Atlasian Constitution-

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Atlasia has banned capital punishment, so how can this be considered a capital crime?

I don't know how one could construe Rebellion and Terrorism as anything other than an infamous crime.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/infamous%20crime

[Bacon King]

I note the resignation of the Attorney General and lack of any remaining attorney for the prosecution

[Bacon King]

Your Honor,

I must demand that the two jurors be removed, and for the record I note that the shrine actually is to Robert E Lee

[Bacon King]

Also I repeat my request for a change of venue

[Bacon King]

Your Honor, I again note the lack of an attorney for the prosecution. I do not think it would be fair to prohibit them from objecting to these new jurors; the only fair course of action would be to wait until a new Attorney General has been appointed

[Bacon King]

If indeed, BK's exodus from the Forum and all that ensued was an elaborate stall tactic to prevent this trial from occurring, he has indeed found one the Court must respect

this was totally my plan all along

(for real though this is my favorite all-time atlasia trial)