How does your height compare with your parents?

[Bacon King]

My family is, for the most part, so short, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle governs determining our sizes.

ba-da-boom.

So Werner Heisenberg was cruising along the Autobahn and he gets pulled over by a cop.  The cop walks up the to the car and asks Heisenberg to roll down the window.  "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" the cop asks.  Heisenberg replies, "I have no idea, but I know exactly where I am."

The cop tells Heisenberg he was going 100 kph and suddenly Heisenberg is lost